Yes, I really am 6'3. Yes, I know a lot of guys on this site lie about their height, age, etc. No, I am not one of them.

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS SITE...YOU WILL THINK BACK TO THIS PROFILE AND BE AMAZED AT HOW ACCURATE I WAS IN MY DESCRIPTION.

When we were younger, all you had to do was walk up to a girl you liked and punch her. Suddenly you were dating. It's not so easy anymore.

I AM TRYING A NEW APPROACH.
I am fat, disgusting, uneducated, lazy, boring, and not funny. I have no job, no woman, and my "pets heads are falling off."
Seeking a fat slob with no prospects, lots of debt, no sex drive, and the more illegitimate kids...the better.

WARNING...Truth ahead! Boy are you younger women dumb (or naive if it makes you feel better). You listen to these guys that write everything that you want to hear in their profiles and you fall for it. Six months later, you are shocked when he morphs into a different person. If he seems to be too good to be true...guess what Einstein??? He is!!! If I had a dollar for every time I've heard, WOW, you are the same person you professed to be from the start...I'd have like, $13.

I guess I'm an "ass man", cause everyone I meet says, "hey...you're an ass man"! He, he,he...love that joke!

I have to vent about something. What is this "here for friends crap"? This is a dating web site. If you're looking for friends...go to my space (it's motto is...a place for FRIENDS).

More info and photos at my space person search Alex Blakesley.

Oh yeah...I don't want to be friends first.

By the way, I am not photogenic.

Please don't contact me unless you have a photo and it doesn't count if it's zoomed out so far that I can't see your face.

If you use phrases like "hit me up", "holla back", or "I like to kick it wit ma gurls"...it's not going to work out!
I have received some hate mail about that last statement. Been called a racist and some even more colorfullllll names. That statement has nothing to do with race...it's about ignorance. I can't relate to someone who chooses not to use proper grammar or spelling. I didn't work full time, while going to school full time, for 5 1/2 years to dumb it down.

Needless to say, if you can't take a joke or don't understand witty sarcasm...I'm not the one for you! As you can probably tell from my pics, I am a very serious person and rarely laugh.

Seriously, I have worked very hard to buy my own house, have a car that's paid off, and have zero credit card debt. If you are loaded with debt or have a credit score under 600...bu bye now!

Sorry, but I am only attracted to slim, athletic, and average builds.

If you have no intention of e-mailing me...don't favorite me!

We will never forget 911...never!!!

Throw stuff off a bridge or take in a good thumb wrestling match.
Start singing the words to "Old rugged cross", for no apparent reason,(in public) and attempt to harmonize with each other.
Maybe cruise the nursing homes for an intense game of shuffle board, meet on neutral ground (like my house) and play (fully clothed) dry humping for hours, or go to a halloween store and pick out costumes for each other to try on. These are a few of my favorite things and you would be surprised to find out how much you learn about someone doing them.
I know what you are thinking...he's the total package! How is he single? I ask myself the same thing every day.

If I didn't make you laugh...go to the doctor and have your funny bone replaced.

If nothing else, hopefully I brightened your day with a smile.


P.S. Good luck!