Intelligent, quick witted, easy-going, uncomplicated, well-travelled, good-looking, fit and above all, very modest :-))
I'm a very approachable type of guy and could normally talk the hind legs off the preverbial donkey.
In my distant past I ve had a variety of jobs ranging from deckchair attendant on Brighton beach to working on a cruise liner in the Caribbean. I m a very easy-going type of guy and I like to think I make a good listener.
I am relatively well house-trained and always put the loo-seat back down (after not before!).
I have 2 kids who stay every other weekend and some goldfish who haven't been fed for a while. I also have a cat who would like to eat the goldfish but is not allowed.
I m looking for someone who can laugh at life and themselves and not have too many hang-ups. To be quite independent and quietly confident. Someone who can explain the offside rule to meSomeone who doesn't whinge when her lipstick doesn't match the colour of my shoes. No manic depressives, trainspotters, escaped convicts or Keith Chegwin fans. Must like kids, cats and fish! If you can sing as if nobody's listening, dance as if nobody's watching and make love like you re being filmed (just jokin - the first 2 will do!!) then give me a call. Happy hunting x

Bungee jumping off Beachy Head. Alternatively, a relaxing drink and a bite to eat somewhere nowhere near a cliff ....x