Hobbies : Computers , Photographing people who don't want to be photographed

What do I look for in a lady ? Skills. I have a thing for jugglers. Serious inquires only.

People I admire : Of course, jarred from subway(why? Because subway doesn't spend its hard earned advertising dollars for me not to be interested in there commercials duh.) Papa smurf (why? this is self explanatory its papa smurf), every person on a gatorade commercial that sweats colored fluids. ( why ? well can you do it? My point exactly) stavie ( yup, the guy off of the movie : the ringer why? you cut your 3-4 fingers off and see what your out take on life is after that.) The handicap kid that always insists , I can do it! ( even though he can't but you let him try because well, its funny and who has the heart to tell him he can't?) The guy that asks me for change and actually thinks I'm doing well for my self and expects that I have change. The random guy who has a video camera and pops out of no where when I'm getting beat down one day and catches everything on film so I can get a big settlement (Yes this is the same random guy you see on TV that lives in a trailer and tapes videos of tornadoes that he turns into CNN) The really nice lady at the bakery in the grocery store that gives away free cookies. The man / lady thats passing out free samples and doesn't say anything when you come by twice. The Wal-mart greeter why ? Because even though they serve no purpose when I was younger and still today they still give out free smiley stickers.


I like to workout,go to nice restaurants and take long walks away from the city.

Italian decent: Originally from New York.

Go pelt small children off of bicycles with water balloons.