Well telling about myself hasn’t worked so I’m going to tell you what I don’t want!!! I don’t want a liar, don’t tell me you’re going to call and never do, or don’t tell me you’re widowed and you didn’t even know your wife was even dead. I don’t want a deadbeat, don’t just sit on your ass all the time and don’t want to go anywhere or do anything. I don’t want drama.....period, do I need to elaborate more on that? No, you don’t want me to go there. I don’t want someone that says their 46 and looks like their 66, oh wait, that falls under the liar part. I don’t want someone fake coughing when I light up a cigarette, I’m a respectful smoker so don’t even contact me if that bothers you. I don’t want a Geek, I don’t want a Freak, if you look like you just crawled out from under a rock, don’t contact me. I will say that I’m not ugly, but I’m not Miss America either. I do have a job, I would expect that you did too. I do have a car, and would expect that you did too. I’m not a prude, I’m not conceited, I’m not lazy, I’m not a liar, and yes I am 50 years old. If there’s anything you want to know about me, just ask me. If I sound rude, then I guess that‘s your right to think so, I’m tired of the DA’s on here that only want sex, there’s other sites that would fit your need other than this one, so get your credit card out and go there. So if you’re still reading this then I will tell you that I do have a sense of humor, I like to laugh, cut up, cook, dance, flirt, don’t ask me to sing though, you will be sorry.

I've decided this year to Pamper myself AND that Special someone that comes into my life. I have reached that 1/2 century mark and feel that I've reached a time in my life to have someone to share all the joys and pleasures that come with maturity. I love to cook and do quite often with GREAT friends that I have, so if you don't like to eat then I'm not the one for you.

I'm very happy in who I am and where I am, although I would love to have someone that is equal to me to share my life with. I'm not a DRAMA Queen and do not tolerate it very well, I've been known to end relationships because of it. I'm very easy going and laid back. I love to have a glass or two of wine in the evenings to chill out from the day.

If you're stable, mentally and financially. ..drama free (I know everyone has it, but it's like packing a suitcase, you can put it in nice and neat or you can open the suitcase and throw it everywhere, so how do you pack your bag?) and interested to getting to know more, please contact me.

"I am responsible. Although I may not be able to prevent the worst from happening, I am responsible for my attitude toward the inevitable misfortunes that darken life. Bad things do happen; how I respond to them defines my character and the quality of my life. I can choose to sit in perpetual sadness, immobilized by the gravity of my loss, or I can choose to rise from the pain and treasure the most precious gift I have - life itself."

Not McDonald's or Burger King, that clown and the king scares the hell out me.