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Profession world domination
Do you want children? Does not want children
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Interests
| BEING A FORUM JUNKIE | PRETTY SHOES | The Pittsburgh Steelers | | The Stone Temple Pilots | hunting for ghosts | eating Oreo cookies naked | | Pablo Neruda | running backwards with scissors | evil clowns | | green Jello | drunk Santas | bukkake | | 101 things to do with moist towelettes | little blue fuzzy things | Dr Seuss | | Random acts of kindness | the unexplained | taking over the world | | Joy Unexpected | very immature and naughty things | Moet and strawberries | | laughing at super fantabulous steroid monkey bar stars | ST PATRICKS DAY | |
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About Me
|^^^^^^^^^^^^^| |SEXY AS F*C* truck|'|""";.,__. |_..._...____======|=_|__|..,]| " (@)'(@)""""*|(@)(@)*****(@)
[UPDATE!! I am not here to be a bootie call.I'm not interested in being your cougar experiment. I have no time to teach you how to behave or fvck. So if that is what you are looking for...Chances are, It isnt going to happen with me!]...Definitely NOT INTO ONE NIGHT STANDS! (minimum two! lol.. joke ok! )
I won't ask you for money, however I will consider marrying for for it. [lighten up it's just a joke] I have a job. I have a car. I have an address. So I won't be asking for any of those either. I won't even ask for sex.
That said...here goes.....
Get into my head,and youll bring out the best in me. Get into my heart,and I will give myself completely. Challenge me,and watch out!
If You cant touch me with your mind, then Your hands are useless.
I am in need of a partner in crime,passion,and being, One who ignites an inferno in my soul, and breathes new passion into my spirit. Wanna bes..need not apply.
I want to see what I can get away with and still go to heaven.
ABOUT ME!
Down to earth, honest to a fault most times, delightfully sarcastic, I have all my own teeth, and I love to laugh. If you have a great smile, that gets me every time! Love to travel, (including road trips) the great out doors and all it has to offer, trying new things, and learning new things. (Did I mention Golfing??)... I love Ethnic food, I absolutely adore sushi... If we weren’t meant to eat animals, why do they make them out of meat?
I like men like a fine wine, not to dry, med to full bodied, lots of complexity, and great legs...*grins*. A man that can continue to amaze me…make me lose my inhibitions, and all that other kewl stuff! A head turner... (Not a Greek god or anything) but confident Someone who can be silly with me,. Or sensitive to me as well…someone who enjoys the finest things life has to offer...like a beautiful sunset, the feel of the rain on your skin, the sound of waves crashing, a soaring hawk. I’d like someone who, when he see's a beautiful flower, he thinks about me, and later takes me to it...because he knows if he picks it. It will fade before its time...
I'm a pragmatic romantic with no delusions or unrealistic expectations of another person.
Oh Yeah!....I am a girl who will not ever pay for the last one's mistakes..
"I can be selfish, impatient and a little insecure, I make mistakes. I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you cant handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell dont deserve me at my best!" ~M.M.~
"I can be trusted . . . under close supervision".
Hmmmmmm...did I mention sailboats?.....I have a fantasy about....
(Well! I might share later)....
----/\,.----- Put this on -- = ' )------ your profile if ----( ¬¬/\-- you know someone -----\____/-who has been attacked -------||------ by a rubber duck!!!!!!!!!!!
First Date
"The meeting of two people is like the contact of two chemicals .. if there is a reaction both are transformed"
EEK!!..I am soo..not into dating!! I prefer just to hang out,sit on a patio, have a drink, people watch,.. watch people drinking, etc etc... ....Oh yeah!!..maybe even kick your ass at a game of pool.
OR... we could roll around in peanut butter and throw vegetables at each other!!! (I saw that on another profile and it sounds like fun)
Put this on your |………..| profile if you have |…….O.| ever pushed a |………..| door that said pull! |………..| |………..|
When I first saw you I knew I would always remember.. I cherish you in mind, and speak of you as I know Not as what the less ordinary would see. Your pain to share, Your sadness to chase away Your joy to explore, Your touch to always keep And when you say you love me,There will be no one else to revel in that moment.. But you and I
 | Witty, Intelligent, and well-balanced. If there's a heaven, I'm confident that this lady will get away with much and still get in. I on the other hand am definitely going to hell ... I just hope they serve Margaritas. I especially like her comment about anyone who cannot handle her at her worst, doesn't deserve her best. Personally, I think she's trouble with a capital F for Fun. |
~rain~ has 2 roses that can be sent.
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