Hello There!!! I'm Koalaba the true Ladiesman and I was born in France so that means I can speak French "Oui Oui madame voulez vous couchez avec mois merci beaucoup". I moved to Cleveland in 96 and I'm about to finish college so that means MAJOR CHING CHING for the gold diggers and I mean MAJOR!!! If that's not good enough, I also ride a motorcycle and perform mad wheelies on dead man's curve on my way to work...so if your looking for the badass factor, LOOK NO FURTHER! In conclusion, I'm the guy your looking for because I got the schwmith and the Gritcheresfdfst...