decided to take myself of the shelf for a while so not looking Just friends

..hard work looking for miss right..im gonna be a nun..

WARNING..long profile so make sure youve eaten,dranken and dont forget your alarm clock!!!
Update..I was down as 5ft 10 but a friend came round and said i measured all wrong an put me up against a wall with a square card and marked.. 'called me a dork' ha ha lovely ..
The profile is way, way to long my hand got carried away which is me .. but will shorten, so if you get tired reading, cobwebs start to form ,rollin dust bush goes by ... i am sorry.. if you cant handle reading this you wouldnt wanna handle me in real life..only being honest. Been told my pics dont do me justice youil have to decide if you get to meet this hunk a man he he
Im more the young 40+ type man not the pipe an slippers type but not really the party animal either..not a pubber can give or take a drink
If your a very quiet,moody,over serious person i dont think we ll get on nothing wrong with that its a type, just not mine
Ive gone out with attractive women in my time ( yes i know they musta been blind he he) although its nice to look at a pretty face im looking for something more than looks this time as in fun strong personality with get up and go. Someone that gives me butterflys in my stomach someone i miss when shes not there ..who i cant wait to see ,that magical thing.. does that make sense..ive wasted way to much time :)
but important we understand each other i am looking for a long term relationship not see you one night a week affair..do want to settle down with a fun,opinionated, strong,funny, woman..i am a fun strong personality looking for someone the same


Firstly ok i know the name 'tee hee d 'is a crappy name tell me about it i went to a pof meet and had to wear the name sticker allllllll night whyed i pick it?......cos.. im... a. plank!...

Single happy fella,strong personality,confident,direct,energetic,artistic,spontanious,extremely loyal,lessons learnt ..worldly wise well i like to think, negative side..talk to much, work to hard,love lay ins, im a figit..gotta get out do stuff, oh an im a terrible,terrible dancer well i think .
A funny guy but not over the top, friends tell me im lovely and have gsoh(well they would dave ..cos there your friends..dahh!).

Im a gentleman , with a happy outlook on life, im a cuddler,love holding hands but not looking to jump straight into bed with anyone, i would help anybody if i could and like all the normal things,music,cinema, eating out and in, enjoy cooking although good im no chef ide run out after about seven meals (though i do a mean chicken pasta an i make me own sauce OH MY GOD!! he he) big deal...

interests

countryside drives,theatre (although have'nt done enough of it),visiting castles and places of interest (havent done enough of that either..) ,holidays....pubs and restaurants,pushing the odd ice cream cone in ya musch an running.. an yes i know youll get me back..
Took off tarot cards cos im toooo slow at it im on the ball but i take forever an have ta use a book on the reading.. by the time ive finished talking i look around an everyones asleep....which is nothing new ....'im making myself tired right now....zzzzz'
What else emmm ..music, trying new things and love helping an making people smile and laugh ....(bugger i sound like a miss world contestant)oh and world peace!

dislikes

That little green thing in mcdonalds cheeseburgers yeeeeuck!!......
Lava gravy coming outta the back of a meat pie onto my waiting hands always that bitta skin between your first finger an thumb ..ouch!.....
My diet obviously looking at the previous....Argueing...Rude disrespectful people with no manners...Habitual liars complete honesty is a must and Timewasters...thas about it!! oooh an sideways pictures on here whats that about hurts me neck he he

Serious bit
Im not a keloggs crunchy nut im just a normal honest bloke looking for a lady thas the same i havent got time or patience for liars an gameplayers so if your in any kind of a relationship or have issues please do with all respect 'JOG ON' cos i just havent got time for it.
Please dont put me on your favorites list without talking to me i dont wanna be put with a list of faces and labelled 'possible if this one does'nt work out' as im definatly not a second best kinda guy 'ive gotta rock your boat badly straight from the off or we really are both wasting our time' and thats the truth
And ladies no matter how stunning you maybe if you live on this site an date to fill up your time with no intention of settling down please get on the next bus theres plenty of good looking guys into that an good luck to you honestly.. but thank you theres nothing wrong with that but not for me ..i dont want this site to be my life i just want to find my life on this site as in 'special one' thanky very much.

I feel lifes too short an players only play themselves and waste there own an genuine peoples time so please dont waste mine an yours, i ask nicely, i am a really nice fun person i like to think but i am also direct and wont accomodate players an fools.....cant be doing with wasting any more time even if you do have a pretty face.
sometimes i do feel like im selling myself in a catalogue ..well i do ..listen to me what a`grumpy git he he.
reading this i wonder if i come over too serious i really hope not cos i really am just a normal guy looking for that very special one an lifes tooooo short fer games an mucking about

Im a funny bugger if im really liking/seeing someone i'll tell you from the off as i cant date more than one person at a time an to be frank i have,nt got room inside to do it , i would,nt play with people .
Im 100% faithful an looking for the same
Love a giggle,i have a grown up side as well as a fun silly one ..so yes you could get silly dave ,pisstake dave or sensible lets sit down chat over a cuppa the days ups n downs dave..there is a philosophical dave, y'know life is a tree with branches..yarda yarda etc but youll have to work to get him to come out.. 'he he i sound like a bloody psycho!' ,love a good film,trying new things.. really love driving an open top car through the country side or along the coast in the sunshine all i need is that someone really special to sit next to me ...ahhh

Dont want to take anybodys life over or tell em what to do want my potential partner to do what makes her happy then ill be happy and likewise i dont need changing i am me . Like to meet someone to share the rest of my life with an be happy without all the associated crap involved an see where it goes(wouldnt we all a )oh dont get me wrong i can stand me ground as good as the next man an i understand people will argue time to time b

It would be nice to see a picture of you before the date as looks arent that important but there has to be a mutual attraction dont you think..?

Nothing too heavy its a first meeting absolutly no expectations at all so jus friends to start.. see how we go possibly a nice meal and friendly chat with lots of laughs or a walk around the shops as friends as yes i do love shopping. Maybe even a quick drink to make sure we click if you prefer at the least youll walk away having had a laugh an having made a friend