Well I've been married three times. and am presently married. I'm looking for a little something something on the side since she is pregnant. My other 2 ex wives dissappeared and no formal charges were filed. When I see a dog or a kid I go out of my way to kick them. I've only been arrested a few times believe me it wasn't my fault I think women should work full time and come home and cook and clean so I can sit and watch tv all day and not work.

For you ladies I am the dream I know you all look for someone just like me and hope you can fix me. :)

Seriously I've never been married no kids. I am though presently unemployed. I had a great job but the company has hit hard times and needed to make cuts. No big deal I'll find another.

What I want first and foremost someone who can understand I am not a jobless BUM! Second I do have standards. First of all you must know how to dress, if you have kids you must be a good mother, look if you have been married more then twice i proally dont want to deal with you. No offense but two poor decisions not a good pattern unless of course they both died of heart attacks in bed with you then I guess that maybe an exception i'll make. LOL

Furthermore a failed marriage is typically due to both people not working hard enough to make it work. A relationship is work. Not my rule it is natures rule. First time I can accept you made a mistake but you certainly should have learned by the then to choose better.

Look honestly I want a kid at some point in my life so someone would at least have to entertain the idea. I have no problem helping you raise your kids but at least give me the opportunity to be a dad. If you feel you cant even consider it for the right guy please move on.

I enjoy most everything. I have no problem getting manicures and pedicures but I also work on cars and do guy stuff. Look I like to dress nice and look good at all times but I am not afraid to get dirty as well.

I know what I want and will get it. As far as this goes I'm looking for a friend and maybe more. Hey we can talk a few times and yes I maybe interested but seriously let's hang out a few times and then see. Do i expect to find a wife here? No but I am not oppossed to it either.

What I do expect is to find good honest people who can have fun but know that you need to work as well.

Now if you have read this far your proally wondering boy this guy is an arrogant prick nope not at all I just know what I want and don't want.

I am secure in myself and what I can offer which is honesty, fun and reliability. Plus I'm pretty cute to boot!










Good Luck,

Ethan

What I don't want to do is listen to you complain about an ex, your kids father or any other man. Were not all the same just like all of you are not the same.

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