So here I am. I am looking for a real loser... You must not work, drink like a fish and smoke alot of weed. I love to support men on my meager salary, so it is very important that most of your days are spent in front of the T. V. with Jerry Springer, when you go out on your front porch you must be in Springerville. You must be dumb as a rock, extremely religous and a neo-con.

Making an interesting profile to get ya'll to write back is harder than it seems. So I like conversations where I'm challenged and feel the male/female tension of looking at life from different viewpoints. I like books and new ideas and traveling. I can get along with just about anyone, once I find a common theme between us.

I can be sarcastic, cynical and very sweet. I've been known to serve coffee every morning, if I'm treated with respect I will purr like a kitten.

Come on, take a chance. At least I'll make you laugh.....

For a first date, being paranoid I would like to meet in a public place for coffee or lunch, maybe go for a walk. I would just like to talk and see what we have in common.

Age between 48 and 60
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter