Checklist:

1) You must be honest.
2) You must be sane.
3) If you don't know how to ice skate, you must be willing to try.
4) You must have a sense of humor and know how to laugh.
5) You shouldn't sweat the small stuff.
6) You should behave like a responsible adult.
7) You should stand for something.
8) I'm not looking or a soulmate. I'm looking for a mate with a soul. Please have one.
9) I have no tolerance for drama. If you need to ask "what's drama", it's a bad sign.

You don't have to meet all of the above criteria, but a low score is frowned upon :-(

We should go someplace simple like a coffee shop. Bring some cash because I'm only paying for myself ;-P

I only ask two things of you: Be nice. Look pretty.