I am the most handsome, athletic, sexy, rich, well educated, well spoken, well traveled, charming, witty, sophisticated, debonair, and funny man on earth.
...................................HEY..........................................
who pinched me and woke me up.... I was having such a great dream.
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.................................ANYWAY.........................................

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Oh really, you are only accustomed to dining in the finest of places.. Yes, of course, we can go where ever you say.. Oh, you can't decide where to go.. Sure, I can chose the place instead.. Really, you don't like my choice.. Those two either, wow, 3 in a row, I'm not doing too good here.. Listen, I know you didnt mean to stand me up last weekend, don't worry, I only waited 4 hours, and the food smelled great from the lobby. So anyway, maybe I should pick you up this time.. A background check? Sure.. No, my social security number ends in 17 not 71.. Of course it's OK if your kids come.. Your father, yes bring him too.. Hi, I've only been ringing the doorbell for 20 minutes.. Is everything O.K. up there.. I'm so glad you finaly found something to wear.. Oh don't worry that you took so long, I understand.. Of course I'm not mad, I can wait an hour standing on my head, and your dog barely punctured my skin.. You look beautiful, the purple eye shadow is great.. Here, let me get the door for you.. Oh I'm so sorry, I know you are a capable woman, no offense meant.. Sure, the kids can order whatever they like on the adult menu.. Don't worry, kids will be kids, I can get this stain out, it's an old jacket anyway.. Dom Perigno?... Er Um, yes I drink it all the time.. Oh your daughter is so cute when she is kicking me like that.. They sure are full of energy.. What great kids.. Wow, the waiter only took an hour and a half to bring our food.. Yes, I love my entree cold and mushy like this.. Oh my, I think your Dad fell asleep in the butter.. No, I don't mind if you go talk to that man across the room.. Oh, he was just your cousin.. He must have lost your phone number.. That sure was some kiss he gave you.. Wow, how did you know your phone was about to ring.. Oh really, your Grandmother is in the hospital.. how old is she? 105?.. A double stroke and heart attack during a car accident, oh dear.. I guess you're right, you better go.. Waiter, five doggie bags please.. Yes, I insist, let me take care of dinner.. I'm so sorry sir, try this credit card instead.. I had such a wonderful time.. You are truly a special woman and a great date.. Yes I think I have 20 dollars I can give you and your cousin for the taxi ride.. Yes, take the Champagne with you.. Sure, I'd be happy to bring your Father and kids home.. Wow, a hug, oh thank you.. You are so sweet.. Please call me soon.. OK, next week.. I'll be waiting by the phone.. wait, Stop, come back.. Your kid just pulled a switch blade on me and stole my car..

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