Single and seeking to make new friends (maybe more) to show me the sites (dine, shop, attractions)! I wont go into the grocery list of “I want this, and I want that, and you must be this, and you must have that” requirements which are so prevalent in the majority of the "ladies" profiles that I’ve seen thus far. I will only say that the people I gravitate to whether it be my friends or significant other are honest, loyal, sincere, faithful, open-minded, adventurous, and have a fantastic sense of humor as I'm a huge Family Guy/Simpson’s/Seinfeld fan (can go from serious to stupid in .6 seconds). Oh, and call me crazy but I do think that glasses are very sexy (dont worry, if you don't have'm we'll getcha some fake ones hehehe)!

A little about me?
Well… I'm not tall, dark, or handsome (ok I'm not tall & dark hehe), I don’t own a Harley (I ride a Ducati 996S... like in The Matrix), I don’t take long walks on the beach at sunset every night and dine by candlelight afterwards, nor sip wine exclusively by a fireplace, I'm notta cowboy (will never be one) and I wont be picking you up for a date on a white horse (shining armour is too gawdy for my metro-sexual tastes anyway). I'm just me, a true individual... only with more realistic expectations regarding people and relationships (deep breath ladies... slowly step away from the checkout counter romance novels)! I'm pretty easy going, an accomplished musician/musicaholic, considerate, romantic, and an awesome cook! I'm direct, faithful, honest, sincere, outgoing, adventurous and fun, yeah... I rock! I'm always up for just about anything and enjoy many other kinds of activities but I’m not much for traditional sports tho I like boxing/ultimate fighting and anything with a throttle, also camping/fishing, and long drives deep into the woods. I have my own biz tho I'm always looking into starting new ventures.

I’m into experiences not possessions (I like toys for fun, not for show) and I'm not into republican attitudes (NO I'm not a liberal either) or religion. Please go easy on the drama as we all have baggage but its all about how you carry it. I like kids (GOOD kids) and I’m huge animal lover (those with cats in pictures get extra points)! I'm a custom fit in an off-the-rack world, my word is all I own and my values aren't negotiable. I believe relationships are meant to enhance your life not complicate it. That’s about it for now, I hope to hear from ya soon (don't be shy), thanx for looking and good luck with your search!


P.S. NO INK! Ok, I'm really trying to stay positive here but if I see one more woman with disgusting tats and tramp stamps all over her T&A I'm gonna hurl copious quantities of Calamari! Soooooooo not interested, total turn-off!

Short, simple, and easy. No pressure, big wild productions, overly dramatic or stressful interviews, just a quick drink or two someplace cozy and check out the chemistry.