Hello to all the other aquatic creatures here (have to be politically correct and include all the non-fish here too).
Why am I here? Well I’m not here just to catch you, put you in the keep net then throw you back once I catch some bigger/better, nor am I here to keep chasing after you and continually dangle my worm in your direction! (ooer!)
Right enough of the fishing jokes and double entendres (well maybe not!)
I have a seriously warped sense of humor – if you don’t know what the heading means google it, one of my favourite websites. I love animals.
My last written profile seemed to have offended several people – that’s life and I am not here to please everyone. Having said that I haven’t changed it for the benefit of them but for myself.
About me, well I certainly will not tell you everything – why should I, that would mean there is not much to find out about me when we meet, I am not one for spending time here writting back and forward for ages, let us meet up for a coffee and take it from there. Ooooh I here you say – “can’t you come up with something more original?” – no actually I think that would be best first. What is the point in organising something a bit special only to discover when you meet you have managed to catch a right trout (damm another fishing insinuation – sorry!). We will leave the better ideas if we meet again.
Oops where were we, oh yes back to me – I’m intelligent, articulate, tactile, romantic, honest, loyal and plenty of love to give the right person. I’m cheeky, sarcastic and very single. I have a job I love, it leaves me my nights and weekends free to do as I choose. Very adaptable ( you can take me almost anywhere and I would fit in). I love nights in, with good company a DVD and a bottle of your fav wine. Can also do the odd night out but I am not a clubby person and do not frequent pubs either. Dinner is good as is a nights bowling/cinema or just out for a drive and a stop off for a coffe/chat.
What am I looking for? Mmmm toughie that one, it is probably easier to say what I am not looking for. I’m not a keep fit fanatic so someone who lives in the gym wouldn’t probably be a good idea – I’m getting there with the fitness lark but it’s more of a necessity than a liking. If you live your life partying then probably not too! Can you hold a good conversation? Are you sexy/attractive/tactile? Oooh hit a nerve there have I? Call me shallow – well maybe but let us be honest there has to be a physical attraction, both physically and mentally.
I love music – all kinds and it is a mood thing with me, everything from classical to pop, heavy metal to country (and loads in between). I am teaching myself photography at the moment and enjoying it, always will to learn something new.
There is so much more, I could go on but I won’t. Let us catch up and find out more.
Oh and if you feel the need to send me a message (please do) but keep it to English – this text way of writing is nuts! Have something to say too – always helpful when trying to find out about each other.
Take care, thank you for reading my novel and if you are interested take a bite of my worm!
David
Ohhh tricky, sometimes it is best just to meet for a coffee but I suppose it really depends on how you get on with each other, could be dinner or bowling or out for a nice walk with lunch somewhere - the list is endless!
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