Looking for a nice girl to spend my afternoons and evenings with. Someone who will laugh an appropriate amount at my jokes. Here is a list of activities we could enjoy together...

lunch
dinner
trips to the zoo
art museum
city museum
botanical gardens
hang out at my pool
go downtown to see if anything fun is happening
margarita races
walk in a park
rent a canoe
find a dog, take it for a walk
stay in and watch movies where talking animals have crazy adventures
heavy-petting (when i feel comfortable)

lunch.
city museum.
funny story about something that has happened to me
listening to your follow-up story
break the 'touch barrier'
go get a margarita
lots of smiling
return you to your friends in the same condition i picked you up in
call my friends, tell them I got to 2nd base