Hi, I'm a easy going athletic guy. I love sports, cooking and reading. I'm a former Marine who now designs flight controls for Aircraft Simulators. I love my job and everything about my life. Lets go have fun! I'm sure I can put a smile on your face ...

Some things about me that you should know:

1. I always put a paper towel over the food in the Microwave (no splatters!)
2. I can't go to bed if there is a dirty dish in the sink! (not sure why?)
3. Toilet seat up? Of course this is a "no brainer"
4. I hold doors open for little old ladies (and sometimes little old men).
5. I have two daughters that can really throw a football. Some of our best conversations occur during a game of catch in the street.
6. I like to laugh so much that my eyes water.
7. I've walked though 3 screen doors over the past 2 years (gotta stop that! $$$).
8. While buying some beer the other day I informed the cashier that he was "under" charging me (he was happy).
9. Sometimes I talk too much (gotta stop that).
10. I like to write little notes on napkins and slip them into your lunch or under the sunvisor of your car.
11. When doing laundry I never separate whites & darks, just don't see the need. (although I am now the proud owner of a single pair of purple/pink underwear that are only worn on special occasions)
12. My dog thinks I am the most amazing/greatest human being on this earth (hey, it's a dog but it's nice to liked).
13. The song "Rock Lobster" always makes me laugh.
14. When in Alaska a couple months ago at a sports bar I threw a Nerf football across the bar and into a little hole and won a flat screen TV! (One of my proudest moments! But hated dragging that thing through the airport)
15. I never apologize..(I'm sorry but that is just the way I am)
16. When playing Monopoly I always buy those "broke ass" light blue properties right after "GO" (Slum lord?)
17. It's impossible to have a "pocket full of sunshine". (tried it once)
18. I never buy cheap Toilet paper or Shark repellant.(Life is to short to skimp on these items)
19. I really hate folding my kids socks. (what a pain!, not a pair in the basket)
20. I like long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick. (saw this on a bumper sticker the other day, made me laugh).
21. I can't wait to delete this profile and kiss my new girlfriend on the forehead.

After looking at many profiles, here are the top 6 things I've learned about woman on this site...

#6 They love to "go out" or just "stay at home" (pretty much the only two options)

#5 They really hate "players" and they are often asked to move on to the next profile and sometimes even wished "good luck" (not sure what a player is? I guess some kind of super stud?)

#4 They love long walks on the beach. (parking must be impossible at these beaches)

#3 They love coffee and wine. (me too..you can call me Juan Valdez while I sip a Pinot Grigio)

#2 They like the first meeting/date to be in a public place. (unfortunately some Ax wielding dummy ruined this for all us, it only takes one guy and a Ax and now you can't pick up a girl at her front door..Thanks Ax guy!)

#1 They hate "drama" more than anything (not sure what this means as we all have some degree of drama in our lives, I guess it's how you handle it, I have never hung up the phone and punched a hole in the drywall...bonus?)


Have yourself a super day! And I hope you find what you are looking for even if it's not me!

Cliff

PS..I have received lots of email from some very nice relationship experts on here that they have a problem with #15 above. They have informed me that if I never apologize I will never be in a good healthy relationship, you think? I'm sure most of you know it's a joke, notice I say "I never apologize", then say "I'm sorry that's just the way I am". I would take it off but I think it's funny....For the experts though "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"

Any ocean side restaurant or bar for a drink and conversation. (doesn't really have to be by the ocean, that's just a bonus!)