I have to figure out what you women see in us men. For some reason you are attracted to us for all our faults and follies, soon science will make us irrelevant in terms of having children so you can not use that as a reason. Personally I think you keep us around for amusement purposes, sort of like little puppies and how they are so cute when they chase their own tails. After a while as time goes by I guess you just get used to having us around like an old pair of jeans that have shared a number of memories with you. So now it is time for a new pair and a whole lot of memories to look back on.

Do you like to laugh? I feel that to have a good relationship the two people need to see humour in some of the same things. Laughter is one of the things that keeps us going and the ability to share it with another person brings you closer to that person.

Another thing that is important to me is a curious mind. I find woman with intelligence and a curious mind is more likely to captivate me, almost like waving shinny objects in front of my eyes. I get mesmerized, my eyes cross and then I go into a bit of a trance. A normal guy thing is to feel confused and run away but for some reason I kind of like it.

I also like more of the creative type or at least one who can appreciate that side of life. I admire people who can bring ideas to life whether it be music, art, even furniture refinishing. It is more fun being part of life rather than just watch it pass by in my opinion.

I would like to find someone who will captivate me in years to come rather than when we just met. Hopefully I can do the same for her.

Clean myself up a bit, act nervous, direct the servants strewing rose petals before me. Banish rain clouds to the distance, order up a rainbow. You know the usual stuff.