I'm just a fun loving guy who is looking for someone to spoil and enjoy my time with. I am a financial analyst with the government and just completed an accounting designation. Naturally, I chose to pursue this path primarily for the chicks. It's a well known fact that the ladies can't get enough of us accountants. I’ve been told that with the exception of professional athletes and rock stars, accountants have the most devoted and aggressive groupies around (we call them Balance Sheet Bunnies in the biz).

The obvious question you’re asking yourself now is: Why does a successful accountant who could have any one of countless balance sheet bunnies with the snap of his fingers need to be promoting himself on a dating website? The answer is simple… I’m tired of women using me for my mind. Sure I can do your taxes, generate a near average return on your investments and help you write-ff those nights on the town with your girlfriends as business expenses… but I need more. I’m a human being damn it, not just a beautiful mind. That means I have a body too. Just once I’d like someone to treat me like a piece of meat rather than a fascinating mind. I long for those sweet words “Yes please, I would like those tickets to the gun show”. What’s the point in being the total package if half of it is going to waste? If that’s the case then I may as well just stop working out.

So if you’re pretty, sweet, confident and a little bit wild at times (clearly I need to get my fun out of the office) then send me a message. Just make sure that you like to laugh a lot, enjoy being wined and dined and can handle a slightly sarcastic wit (me be sarcastic? Never!).

One word: BOWLING! I'm really not much of a bowler but, then again, the bowling itself is secondary. I’m just looking for someone who is easy going and can have fun in any number of situations. What better way to get to know someone than a relaxing social game like bowling where neither of us are any good but that’s half the fun. And if you prefer to bend over and use the two handed between the legs technique then I will be more than happy to enjoy the view ;-)

I like a girl who will doll herself up in a fashionable pair of stilettos but I also like to know that you’re not averse to wedging those same pretty feet into a stinky pair of rental bowling shoes when necessary.

I will poke fun at your gutter balls while you tease me about the strike I scored in the wrong lane after the ball skipped over the divider while I was trying to impress you with my manly strength. Just good wholesome fun. As long as you can laugh at yourself then you’re welcome to laugh at me.

In reality, I’m pretty easy going about a first date. Anything that’s relaxed and makes you comfortable so that I can get to know you will be perfect. Just don’t think that this gets you out of the bowling. It’s still on the schedule but I promise that you’ll be rewarded for your trouble.