EMAIL ME~ THIS IS 2008 AND IT IS OK FOR GIRLS TO ASK GUYS OUT!

- ATTENTION LADIES- Get your "pre-trained man" today for just $19.95 - Ladies, your search is over!

Be the next 20th e mailer and we will toss in our famous book... "How to get your man
to have manners" - Special chapters in the book include.......

1. "Stop your man from farting, burping and obnoxious behavior. Just imagine ladies, No more embarrassing moments down those long Wal-Mart aisles.

2. Get your man to have passion and chemistry that last more than 3 minutes!

3. Get your man to put clothes in the hamper, not on the floor beside it!

4. Put the dam toilet seat down when your done..... And last but not least

5. Teach your man to shuddup and just listen! Stop trying to fix everything!! -

All of this can be yours if you act now!

WARNING: Today's special comes with EXTREME PASSION in a "bad boy" biker suit and moves and grooves endlessly naked when the song "Let's Get It On" is playing!

For those who get a man soon......

Tips for keeping a man happy are the following:

1. You must pretend to love 3 minute hot sex sessions in which you scream loudly and moan profusely calling out his name in a thunderous manner. (Acting classes should be considered in this area - Do not overlook the importance of this one ladies)

2. You must enjoy picking up laundry "beside" the hamper
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3. You must be good at telling your man, "Yes dear you are so smart" - "You figure out all our problems"

4. You must love to listen to loud snoring.

5. You must be able to handle farting, burping and other obnoxious manly man things with little or no reaction. EVEN IF HE ATE TACOS OR SPICY FOODS.

6. You should learn to deliver beer fast to him and his friends during all sporting events. You will get extra points if you wear a skimpy outfit and let his friends smack your butt.

DO NOT BE SHY! COME AND CHAT TO ME OR EMAIL ME. THIS IS 2008 - IT IS OK FOR A LADY TO CHASE A GUY - IN FACT IT IS A BIG TURN ON!!


NOTE 1: - I am basically seeking fun, passion and chemistry! Something that could lead to a very passionate one on one love affair. If things click and get deeper on their own merit then so be it. I think far too many people put false expectations on one another and end up disappointed over and over again in the dating world. There is no need for all that pressure and the over complication of a simple cup of coffee shared with some laughs! Lighten up people! It seems that the people who complain most are the ones who remain on this site for months and months and months complaining? Life is too short...GO HAVE SOME FUN!!

NOTE 2: If you are needy and are a childlike day-dreamer. Hoping to have some romantic prince swoop you up and carry you off to his castle. So that you can spend your remaining days frolicking in sweet nothings and feeding each other grapes..... I AM NOT THAT GUY!!

NOTE 3: - If your knock-out gorgeous and high maintenance...MOVE ON! Been there and done that more than once. You people are never happy. You are very much like manure that has been spray painted a nice shiny gold color. You think you look good on the outside...but inside you smell rotten. Find yourself a rich doctor and get all those surgeries, especially the fake smile. You'll need it!

NOTE 4: - If you do "not" have a sense of humor, are stuck up and take life way too seriously..PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL ME!!!!! - I am very down to earth, fun and have a wide variety of interest. I am also very successful and love spontaneous adventure. I ride a motorcycle and enjoy excitement of all kinds. Thank you for checking out my profile. So if you want to have some fun hurry up and email me because this special will not last!!!

NOTE 5: - You must be someone open minded and kind and can realize that it is sometimes much more logical to remain in a situation for a brief period of time rather than cut your nose off to spite your face. Too many people let their emotions control them and find themselves broke, living in a trailer and never getting to see their kids. I fail to see the logic behind that? So please be open minded, understanding, fun and down to earth. I am a nice guy in a difficult situation. Yes, you guessed it! I am married and still living with her. (Bill Clinton told me it is ok) I am honest about it from the very start. I am not here to play games with your emotions or mine. I am seeking a passionate one on one relationship with a woman who is open minded and cool with it, married or in a similar situation. I am not looking for a one night stand. I am seeking a meaningful love affair, full of kindness, passion and chemistry. If it goes even deeper than that we will work on it together. Let's start with coffee and take it from there. It would be illogical to just walk out on a situation that is very beneficial not only to my children and our loving relationship. But also to myself financially. So that leaves me in a real catch 22. Women do not want to date a married man. A married man does not want to complicate his life much more than it already is. By walking out on his children and living in a trailer broke? I am seeking a passionate one on one LONG TERM affair!

MY PERSONAL ANALYSIS OF THIS SITE SO FAR!

Seems like everyone stays on this site going around in circles huh? must be normal these days - you can't get close to anyone because the next one is emailing you or instant messaging you, and nobody spends time on building one good friendship to start? Then they wonder why they are on this site for months and months? LOL - Ok, back to the circle of nothing again! See you on the round and round.


My only advice would be to stick to "one" that you think you might have a connection with. Or do not be so serious and have fun! Stop doing both! It is my opinion that too many people entertain to many prospects at one time. Easy to do on this site. But in the end they connect with no one and remain on the site searching? And DO NOT talk about serious relationships and falling in love BEFORE COFFEE? You will scare any normal man away fast!! Best of luck!


If you really want to find the most important person ever. All you have to do is look in the mirror. You will see their reflection every time! Peace~

Coffee to break the ice in a public place where we can get to know each other and see if there is a connection.