Yes the body of a God. It might Buddha but it’s still a god.
So a little bout me. I love head games. There is nothing better then seeing a woman’s face slightly tilt and getting the “deer in the headlights” look for a strong turn on.
Long walks in the pale moon light makes me nauseous and horses are put on this earth to be slaughtered and eaten.
I keep track of every vegan and vegetarian I know just in case meat should become scarce someday. That way I can always hunt one of those people down and roast them over a spit. (I figure they should taste like grain fed beef)
Not overly into exercise. In fact just the thought of doing yoga makes my back yowl and scream in expected agony.
I am not really into pets. I feel that cats are a waste of oxygen and dogs are acceptable only if they are pulling a sled or guarding a junk yard. Gold fish are ok I guess, they are actually cheaper not to feed, just replace once in awhile.
I don’t really want kids. Since the introduction of all those child labor laws, it’s almost impossible to get a good return on your investment unless you need an organ or two.
Cuddling. What more needs to be said? Next to eating, drinking, smoking, sleeping or having a root canal, it’s my favorite thing in the world.

What I am looking for? Well I guess I am looking for what most guys want. A woman who is shapely built with the soul of a porn star. One who makes close to a hundred grand a year and owns season tickets to the sky dome. A woman who loves to cook and clean after coming home from work and can filet a fresh caught trout in 30 seconds or less.
The ability of that special someone who can open a bottle of beer between her breasts and one that prefers to swallow instead of spit would be a tremendous asset.

for a first date? I figure we would go to your place or mine and play a serious game of strip poker for high stakes. Afterward we might share a cigerette and discuss the benifits of installing a pole in the bedroom.