Be sure to watch these video*s after youve read my profile, cause you will laugh your guts out.



Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.


My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'



The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him,

'Is that really true about your father?'



'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'




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My motto.. be yourself! even if it requires hiding the meds under your tongue, and spitting them out later.

So im crazy..

some say I've always been crazy...

I think it was because of my alien abduction in 97.

Actually what a memorable experience that was,

I remember the aliens kicked me out of their stupid ship cause they were gettin angry when I kept answering their questions with..

"I dont know I was raised by wolves".. they seemed so frusterated and pissed off.


I own two jetskis a sitdown and a standup. I want a kiteboard for next year. Especially message me if you have a kite board or would wanna take it up.... or teach me!..

I rarely message people cause I know you guys have enough problems fending off people you dont wanna talk too..
If you seriously want to chat just add me to your favorites so I know. And i'll message you. I am a normal guy, who just likes to laugh. I am a great listener I know how to be tasteful in my choice of words. I can make a conversation last for hours... good conversation where 1 hour went by and no one has realized it, then another and another. Im honest and i know the word perfect isnt possible. If I talk to you .. you will think weve talked before like we've known each other for a long time. Im not chat shy, or phone shy. But in person yup im shy for a bit. Im human. Most importantly.. im one of the few males on the planet that "gets it". (you know what im talking about, no not sex.)

Add me!


Great songs..

( Ben Harper - Forever )
( Jack Johnson - Angel )
( Slightly Stupid - Sweet Honey )
( Gritz - My Life Be Like )
( Tegan and Sara - Take Me Anywhere )
( M.I.A. - Paper Planes)
( Mano Negra & Manu Chao - Welcome to Tijuana )------- ;)

watch the videos ( remember?) up top! ( not music videos just halarious stuff )

My friend Timothy Hortons mom just baked a fresh batch of cherry cheese danishes and coffee we could stop by there.

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