Listen to me people, and listen to me now: it is not enough to just sing at the top of your lungs in the car. You must also dance.

Clever and cute with no shortage of sass, I wear nice clothes and I listen to the CBC. I apologize for neither.

I strongly believe that the downfall of civilization can be witnessed in men's lack of attention to their shoes.

MoTown music has an almost inexplicable power to make me smile, laugh, sing, fall in love, and dance any time, any place.
I am not afraid to issue challenges to large sea mammals if they get all up in my face.
I can be a wee bit eccentric... but I bet I can make you laugh.
I read books.
I like to be told to 'shut up' when I need to be told to 'shut up'.
There is no way Van Morrison, Al Green, Aretha Franklin, and Marvin Gaye were not touched by the hand of God.
I abhor the improper use of apostrophes.
I probably cuss too much.
I have an inexplicable weakness for dramatic power ballads. I could call it a guilty pleasure, but in the end I have no guilt.
I can sing most of the songs from West Side Story, Annie, and the Little Mermaid... and I assure you that I am not gay.
I have always wanted to be able to wink, but it comes off as more of a severe facial tick.

And, before we go, it is important that you know this: I used to write horoscopes for a living. What does this mean? Well, it might mean that I know everything about you. But, it also might mean that it's lies. All lies. Start-to-finish lies. Roll the dice; which one is it?

Lastly, I live and work in a progressive, activist world. This doesn't mean you need to be overtly political (all the better if not), but it does mean that is you think Gordon, Steven, Sam, and George are really just a great buncha guys, well, we're probably not going to get beyond that first pint.
So... if you like Pina Coladas…

Chasing bunnies at Jericho. Stealing flowers from church gardens. Bingo. Chasing bunnies in Richmond. Eating loads of burritos and then feeling really kinda sick. semi-colons. Back alley rooster fights. Scrabble. Correcting grammar on menus. Going to Tijuana and getting married. Dueling. Going to Nevada and getting divorced.