A pack of lions are eating a CLOWN they just killed when on lion turns to the other and says... " does this taste funny to you? "

What can I say. I am big teddy bear like man who is the proud FULL TIME Father to two wonderful kids (12/19 Daughter moved). I am HUGE on affection and showing the world how proud I am of my woman. I am looking for a woman who is not afraid to express herself with me in anyway possible.

I enjoy entertainment of all kinds whether it be walking on the beach or the occassional boogy to the boogity beat.

LET'S GO EXPLORE AND FIND SOMETHING NEW... SOMETHING OFF THE BEATEN PATH... OUTDOORS OR INDOORS. LET'S GO PLAY BECAUSE IT'S OK TO FOREVER BE KIDS

If your a loving and giving person. Not quick tempered and understands that sometimes you simply have to agree to disagree, then we have much to discuss. I may hate going to bed alone each night, but I refuse to settle for less than I deserve and neither should you. Also a woman who will settle for nothing less than eye rolling toe curling MONOGOMOUS intimacy for FOR LIFE FOR BOTH!!!

If your are into smoking, hard partying, smoking, drugs, smoking, bitter arguements and are the type of person who thinks it's ok to go several days without saying a word to someone you supposedly care for.... then please click on the next candidate because I have no time for you. I am very serious about finding the perfectly imperfect woman for me.

So contact me if your ready for bucket loads of laughter, romance, spontanious adventure, family outtings with our children (ONE DAY) and those special moments alone. I look forward to hearing from you with GREAT anticipation.

a snail comes into a bar and the bartender yells... " GET OUT OF HERE, WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND HERE!!!" Then roughly threw the snail out. A year later the snail came back and said.. "Hey!, Why did you do that???"

(get it?)

Hmmm first date. Well after getting to know you via phone ( I tire of extensive email exchanges), then I think something simple and mutually appealing is in order. Perhaps we meet at Starbucks for some laughs. Or if the conversation got really good, I might show up with a bundle of flowers and take you to the Red Onion. To be honest though, I do not like meeting at really loud places because I want to focus on you and learn as much as I can. Sorry but yelling and screaming is no way to have a conversation.