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We are here but for a short time.
This isn't a practice run so it's imperative we give it our best shot. We may not come past this way again... who knows?...
Whatever we do, we must enjoy what we have.
Ideally the MAN I would like to meet is someone who wants and is able to share a little, a lot or all of the above. Someone who is independent and has his own interests.
Someone who is intelligent, thoughtful and understands what integrity is. What I want most is a man who wants me for my mind not my body, but plays with my body not my mind. The kind of man who doesn't want to make love to a thousand different women, but wants to make love to the same woman a thousand different ways.
I'm looking for someone who wants to share with me what little I have.... someone who understands what it's like to love and to be loved by someone who cares... and is prepared to continue caring to create a long-lasting bond that will fulfill both our needs.
Time is of the essence. No time for liars... or cheats.... only the genuine.
Those who have been caught out need not re-apply. I have sufficient insight now to use my 6th SENSE
Yes i have several tattoos but dont judge this book by its cover! Just think of me as the mature ( baggage free and talentless) version of Amy Winehouse hopefully with a bit more sex appeal!
WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU
I WAS SCARED TO TALK TO YOU
WHEN I FIRST TALKED TO YOU
I WAS SCARED TO KISS YOU
WHEN I FIRST KISSED YOU
I WAS SCARED TO LOVE YOU
NOW THAT I LOVE YOU
I'M SCARED TO LOSE YOU XX
I nvr pretend to be something im not,
You get what you see
when you see what ive got.(all i can do is be true to myself)
LIFE CAN ONLY GET BETTER SURELY
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world, who holds your hand in front of his friends, Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, that's her
Some people say that love's a losin' game
You start with fire but you lose the flame
The ashes smolder but the warmth's soon gone
You end up cold and lonely on your own
I'll take my chances babe i'ii risk it all
I'll win your love or i'ii take the fall
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If you've smiled
and like what you see
Then come and have
a chat with me,
But if you think
im not upto scratch
Then i wish you good luck
in finding your match. xx
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oh yeah ive just found a recent study that woman find different male faces attractive,
dependingon where they are in there menstrual cycle,:
example when a woman is ovulating she prefers a man with rugged masculine features,
however ::when shes menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol:set on fire:with scissors stuck in his eyes:and a cricket stump shoved up his a***???
PS .........Remember.Yesterday is history.tomorrow is a mystery and today is a gift. Well here i go again.....
I am looking for 'Mr Right', yeah right!!!!!Seriously i am looking for my soul mate, i thought i had found him a while back, but he turned out to have no backbone and wouldnt leave his ex...........NICE
I am a young 51 year old, nutty,mad,weird,silly,dotty,clever old spazz, and i want to find someone of roughly the same age who is young at heart.
I don't do COMPLICATED and i don't do MAD ex's....sorry but my life is soooooooooooo UNCOMPLICATED that i really do not need the hassle.
I really wanna find the man of my dreams, a prince will do, at the same time a****ey geezer will do just as well, i DO believe in fairytales and i DO believe that there is a soulmate out there for everyone, its just a question of finding him.
I am not into one night stands or a f*** buddy, so if thats your intentions keep on walking.....
Anyway, anything you would like to know just ask, i dont bite......
YOUR GAME
(very true)
I've taken all that I can
I've given to you my all but you don't
Seem to respond
Baby
Oh I can't stand all this waiting
Cos my patience is fading pretty
Soon I'll be gone
WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
;ourselves at a loss when someone says, ´You don´t know Jack Schitt!´ Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectualway.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents´ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd, and Horse schitt Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ´You don´t know jack schitt now you do
“I am getting desperate.
“My mind is full of fog.
“I cannot find a fella.
“I’d settle for a dog.
“But dogs are very dirty,
“And I don’t mean to whine.
“I’ll settle for ‘most anything
“If it has a spine.”
I will seek and find you . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you <
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