I suspect you will find very few candidates with a background such as mine and it is one I would like to put to work on our behalf.
As you will see on the requested resume provided, the depth of my experiences in life, human relations offers us the opportunity to hire a real pro who needs little or no training and who is comfortable and successful with cold canvassing.
Moreover, having worked as a sales representative in a variety of industries, I have the background to construct sales that will turn interest into revenue for us. It is only due to the long-term economic volatility (resulting in downsizing, layoffs, mergers, medical and business failures) that I have held positions at numerous companies. However, it is this fact that allows me to offer you such an unusual breadth of experience.
A personal interview would allow me to demonstrate my talents. I look forward to hearing from you so that we can schedule a meeting. Am I hired yet! :)

Let's work on that together, !!! Starbucks....A drink...a venue.., whatever.
It really doesn't matter I'll try anything healthy once maybe twice.