We interrupt this dating ad for a special report. . .

. . ."getyourjeff" is now available, and can be seen in normal places around town. Sometimes solo, and sometimes accompanied by a close set of friends and or business associates, getyourjeff has been described as an all around great guy, with a good sense of humor,(albeit a bit rye at times,) and a lot to offer. Getyourjeff, has no drug or alcohol addictions whatsoever,(he doesn't even smoke,) and comes complete with his own car, apartment, and a long-term job with a good salary.

Once again getyourjeff is now here at the open market price. Thank you and good fishing.

>>>>And now, back to our regularly scheduled dating ad. . .

I'm very easy-going and enjoy a wide variety of activities, including, but not limited to pool (I shoot on a league), karaoke, volleyball, scuba, and much much more. (And.....if you order now, you'll also receive.....the spiral slicer or the pocket-fisherman.).....I always wondered just how big of a fish could possibly be caught on that tiny little rod, and why is it that everything seems to come with a spiral slicer anyway?

Ah but I digress. If I say I'll call, then your phone will ring..........25 times a day.......or so.......or maybe more.......or.......until your answering machine proposes to me.......(ha ha, just kidding, no stalker here). I'm a good communicator though, and find that to be very important, unless, of course, you can teach me how to read minds.....Then we can communicate in complete silence.....Imagine the possibilities!

What I’m looking for:

* You WANT a relationship, rather than NEED one to feel personally fulfilled.
* You reciprocate a strong feeling of attachment to a partner but also respect and cope well with the fact that we can benefit from a reasonable level of physical and psychological space at times.
* You have a good degree of energy, enthusiasm and self-efficacy like me.
* You don't put up emotional barriers when I seek to understand your thoughts and feelings, but instead will communicate with me intimately and candidly.
* You appreciate being the center of attention in the bedroom.
* You satisfy the hopeless romantic in me.


So, if you want to chat, meet, date, or you just want to try my pocket-fisherman, drop me a line.

Hmmmmm.....Depends. Perhaps it starts with a wandering and wondering trip to to some wonderfully quiet, yet uniquely inspiring place, like the Dali Museum in downtown St. Pete, or something like that. This would be followed by something to drink. I know a great place downtown for tea, near the water. That will give us the opportunity to get to know each other, or at least talk about the oddities of Salvador Dali.

Afterwards maybe a few games of pool, or putt-putt golf, or even darts, (not my best game BTW.) If you like to sing too, I could probably be convinced to do some karaoke, if it's late enough. If that's not your scene, and it's a mutual decision to continue at that point, then maybe we could allow the sand to grind between our toes...under the moon-light of course.

From there.....who knows. It should at least leave us with the desire for a second date.

Well, what are you waiting for? Send me a message already. LOL Talk to you soon.