Kinda obvious, huh? If ya don't love dogs, ya won't love me. And, yes, I bark! If pushed I snarl and IF I have to: I WILL bite!
I've also been known to pant!
I'm an 'old' dog so if ya can't chill with the old dogs, GET OFF THE PORCH!! If you look up the dog on your menu at the Chinese restaurant, you'll find me. The OTHER side; where ya find the HORRORscope, Silly! Loyal, friendly, loving and driven by the UNconventional. Take cats, for instance. Wonderful animals, cats. Taste just like chicken!
JUUUUUUST KIDDING!! Geez!, lighten up, Catwomen! Like chickens too. Taste like everything! NOT kidding! - KFC original
I'm a very deep thinker. The deeper you go the darker it gets. (deep n dark enough n ya falls asleep, tho. gotta watch that!) Profound revelations come out of the dark. Not that I'm moody or broody; I'm just not afraid of the dark. You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Don't let the drinkin thing fool ya. I only drink at home, not on the road (and NO! I'm by no means a drunk! and don't EVEN try ta tell me I live on river in Egypt!!)
Conversation:.....conversation, conversation, conversation. My God! could I expound on conversation!
I'm witty, loving, protective. (Look out, Buddy, I've a backbone and I'm not afraid to use it!)
I like to sing (if I sing in your ear will ya follow me anywhere?-think 'Laff In', Ladies) and I play the harmonica (or, maybe WITH the harmonica; though I'm told I'm good at it)
Don't care for sports unless pugilism is involved; although I kinda get into bull riding. If 'pugilism' is a new word for you; look it up! (as grampa would say
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I can fry a burger, roast a hotdog (or marshmallow, IF you prefer). Don't put me in the kitchen though, I'm the original water burner! (Though I've been known to whip up a mean beef stew or stuffed porkchop)
I can build just about anything outta just about anything. (I've been called an 'artist' but when I try to call myself that it sounds rather effete')
I can stay alive in the wilderness on my wits and a pocketknife and keep YOU alive, warm, n sheltered as well untill rescue arrives (lessn o'course ya don't wanna be rescued
Hope to learn how to knap flint, THEN I won't even NEED a pocketknife! And - yes, I CAN start a FIRE with two STICKs, but I find a FLICK a my BIC works very QUICK!
I don't do drugs. If you do, keep goin'! I don't even care if it's a little grass! Don't want it, don't need it, ain't havin' it in my living room!
I can handle ALMOST any kind of personality, but, inteligence....inteligence.....INTELIGENCE... and (be still my beating useyerimagination) the ability to play with the English language. Born of the Dog, Horse, Tiger, or Rat, your pretty, witty, and teasable! If you're MY girl you'll forever be the 'prettiest girl in the bar'!
If ya've gotten this far maybe there's still hope.
Read on, McDuff!
HOLD ONTA YER HATS, LADIES!!!!!! I was RAISED to open doors, hold you're seat, light you're cigarette. Though I'm no boy scout I know no other way.
Don't own a tux much less a suit (have no need), but if if I have a reason to wear one I look DAMN good!
Don't own a couch to potato on, can I borrow yours? HEHHEHHEH!
LOVE children but I can't eat a whole one!
I can blend in almost anywhere but prefer to stand apart. I can converse about almost anything, I just don't feel the need. Get me talking and let me ask a question, though, and the game is on! LOVE learning new things. Gotta mind like a dry sponge just ready to soak up new stuff! AND, I'm willing to share what I know!
"Oh it seemed like a holy place,
Protected by amazing grace,
And we would sing right out loud,
the things we could not say!
We thought we could change this world,
with words like love n freedom,
We were part of the lonely crowd,
inside the Sad Cafe'" - Eagles - 'The Long Run"
WOOF!!
Gimme a load n show me the road! The right team mate would only make it better. Wanna travel n get paid to do it? The ballz in YER court!
update: 03/17/08 - access online is now limited to thumbstrokin a PDA on the road. Please don't think me rude for non-immediate replies. Write anyway and will repond ASAP
Getcher motah runnin, hed out on the hi-way, look for an adventure, or whatevah comes our way; or whatever blows yer skirt up!
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