O.K. we all hate this part, right? The blatant self promotion. The putting of the best possible foot forward, even if the shoe doesn't quite fit. Well, here goes.

I'm a 43 y/o divorced white male. The father of two beautiful children. I have a daughter who thinks 14 is the new 21, and a 3 year old son who keeps me young and yet makes me feel old at the same time.
I enjoy music. To be more specific: classic rock, jazz (real jazz, not the Kenny G sleepy time "jazz"), the blues. I run my own Mobile DJ business on the side, throwing a party...? Great "fish" discount...

Strange question time: Who wrote the novel "Where is Joe Merchant?"

I can be a bit sarcastic at times, and sometimes down right non sequitur... Also, I find gravity to be very amusing. To find out how, just ask... Sometimes my mind works faster than my mouth, or in the case of "chatting" faster than my fingers...

BTW, Under "do you drink?" my putting "Often" does not mean that I'm an alcoholic, just admitting that after a LONG day I enjoy a beer or 3. Most of us are looking for honesty, but are we posting it too? Also, we ALL have baggage... It's how you carry it that matters. Please be honest about your situation, and what you are looking for.

I'm looking for a woman that I can talk to, not just look at. Please have an opinion, even if it's not mine. LOL.

Coffee, drinks and live music, bowling/rockin' bowl, miniature golf (goofy maybe, fun definitely), hanging out at the Ponderosa, whatever.

I'm kinda low key in my old age...LOL, but not dead! I want to have fun and laugh. A sense of humor is a must!!! Slightly twisted SOH a big plus!