Ok so here is a little about myself...

Well as you can tell by my pics i am not a turkey. Nor have I grown horns. So within the first few seconds theres 2 positive things about me already, right?!? Awesome so far we are off to a great start wouldn't you say?

Well I'm Randy. I currently live in North Port, FL. For those of you who don't know where this is its about 10miles south of nowhere and 5 miles east of BFE. Seriously nothing good is out here. You have to drive 20miles just to do something semi interesting.

As for me Im a pretty easy going and open minded guy. Im random, sarcastic, and funny most of the time. My personality is one of a kind, not sure how to describe it. Im just myself. I love music. I grew up with it most my life. Im mostly into rock and alt. rock but i'll listen to just about anything. I use to play drums and I still do on a very rare occation here and there.

Im not a huge clubing type of guy and I don't smoke, but I like to go to the local bar once and a while and hangout, play pool, darts, and air hockey is mad fun too. I also enjoy mini golf but i found NOT a lot of people enjoy that anymore. I'm looking for a girl who is mature, has a good personality and doesn't play any mind games. Living here in SW FL i've had my fair share of that and i'm over the BS and games. Im Just looking for a girl who finds interest in me and wants to get to know me. Im perfectly fine with hanging out at the house watching a movie, swiming in the pool. Im also fine with getting out, going to dinner, maybe take a day trip somewhere, or doing something active outside. Im down for just about anything.

Well I don't feel like writing my whole life story, i might add more if the mood hits me, so if I somewhat seem of interest to you and you want to get to know me more then contact me. Hit me up anytime...

First date? Screw that! It's straight to marriage with me....just kidding guys. No seriously I am. Im not ready for marriage and honestly neither are you. hahaha. First dates with me are always different. Obviously its going to be something you want to do or enjoy doing. Maybe it could be dinner for 2 at McDonalds, walk on the sharp rocks @ the beach, swimming in the pool full of jellyfish, or maybe we can drive around until i run outta gas then push the car back to a gas station...just a thought!

But in order to have a first date you need to have a person of the opposite sex to spend it with (or person of same sex if you're into that kind of thing...im not...i don't care what you heard about last night with me and Oscar at the camp fire with a cooler of beer...i plea the 12th! Or maybe its 5th?!?) ...well hit me up and we'll go from there!



PS If you enjoy my style of comedy then you're in luck because this is just the beginning. If you don't enjoy my style then you're also in luck because this is the end of it and you can stop reading riiiiiiiiiight NOW!




....did you stop reading yet? Why are you continuing to read this? There is nothing here more for you to read. There's no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow im sorry to say. Only thing at this end is a pot full of student loans waiting to get paid off. Well im done....for now.