I am a laid back guy with a crappy truck ( no BMW sorry )... OK, if your still here you have passed first step, read on! I enjoy laughing till I have to pee and dumb stuff in general. Mexican food in Mexico, a cold Corona and a woman who can hang with the guys as well as getting her girl on when it's time to do so... whatever that means? I like flea markets to malls, Home depot at odd hours ( I am a buildaholic ), fishing and lying (fishing joke...duh), and a crappy hole in the wall place to eat... the nice ones are too easy to find. lastly, my lady would only care about one persons' perception...her own. (BTW...I have several other nice trucks & SUVs... not just the crappy one!)

Here goes first date.... Dinner and a show at improv or a concert.( maybe I'll buy you a rose from that late 40's rose chick who always seems to swing by....naaaaaa!) Then it's off to miniture golf or bumper cars. After that we go to Toys' R Us and set off every tickle me elmo dolls just for the hell of it. Next search for a dive bar with a good party band...dance and drink a few. Then we bump into a girlfriend of yours and I hit on her (kidding, just seeing if your paying attention) We head to Dennys... Kidding again... Not sure where or what time it is...2AM probably call it a night unless your up for a hottub session in a monsoon rain ( that kicks ass ) If I haven't scared you off yet... drop an Email!