I'm 23 years old and I work as a loan agent (and sometimes teacher) for a small company which basically means I get to play with a calculator and talk on the phone all day.

Who am I?
-I'm extremely musical, I sing, play instruments, and listen to music pretty much non-stop.
-If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, I also drive fast, refuse to take sh*t from anyone, and can be an ***hole sometimes, but you know...the fun kind thats impossible to hate.
-Most of my friends are artists (In a variety of mediums) so having an interest in the arts is pretty important.
-I read a LOT, mostly history and philosophy.
-I'm pretty mature for my age and am often labeled as "Wise beyond my years"
-If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence" don't worry, if your nervous I will just tease you.
-I have a fully black cat named Rod Stewart, he has bright blue eyes and loves women...just like me.
-I'm not looking for the trophy girlfriend, im much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model...please prove to me that you're ALL not bat sh*t crazy.

Hmmm what else...

I'm from New York, University educated and I love the ocean. I think I'll just eventually buy my own Caribbean island and build a tree house. If I ever absolutely have to live in a big city I'll probably live on a boat (a nice one though). Im the type of guy that randomly flies out to some island in the Caribbean and plays with a local's dog in a field by the beach until sunset, then drinks wine on the patio all night entertaining a group of people that end up staying up until dawn with me drinking and laughing so hard their guts hurt.

Im not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games, nor do I placate low self esteem. Until you impress me I will treat you like my bratty little sister. Oh and for all the girls who keep asking; YES I have tattoos and YES I play in a rock band but that shouldn't mean anything! I'm really down to earth I promise!

How about I roll you up in a carpet and ship you to Greece? We could drive scooters through the countryside drinking wine and eating cheese, dress up in costumes, paint the sea and film the whole thing! I will make you my Mediterranean princess haha!