I'm a dirty old man with evil thought. Now, if you're still reading this, and I didn't scare you away........... I'm a nice guy with a sense of humor. Laughter and a smile are the top two things I look for in a woman (you will need that to put up with me). I'm very picky about the type of woman I'm looking for...she has to be breathing! It would also help if she can carry on a conversation about other things besides herself or about me (I may be egocentric, but even I get tired about hearing about how awesome I am). I hope to find a paitient woman who doesn't expect all the bells and whistles to go off on the first date. Let's start with coffee and see what develops.

Being that we're both going on that first date...it's open for discussion. It's not what I do that's enjoyable...it's who I'm doing it with.