I have performed several covert operations for the CIA & KGB. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary five-course meals using only a potato masher and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have performed open-heart surgery.

I am the most interesting man in the world. I don't drink beer all the time, but when I do.....I prefer Dos Dos Equis.

I like weekend trips around the state when I can afford it.
Last week was Enchanted Rock.
I am allergic to cats.
I think a relationship should be 50/50, filled with trust love humor fun.
I am looking for a good woman that is sweet kind loving, Trustworthy,laid back, low mainainance, intelligent, sincere, passionate, romantic, faithful, and fun.
Smart is good, as stupid people drive me nuts.
I like to meet in person, not waste each others time.
You can only find out if you click in person. Lighten up people this is a fun prosses.
So lets have fun.
Void where prohibited, batteries not included, some assembly required, your mileage may very, contents may have shifted during transport. If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours,...you are probably not the girl for me. Profile does not resemble the real person I am not a spy or playboy, I should not have to say this but I have gotten e-mails,. the pics are real!

I don't think a first meeting is a date, we should save that for the second if we think there should be a second.
I like to keep a fist meet very simple, just go for a coke, chat and see if we like each other.
For the actual date:
A casual dinner in a decent restaurant with mutually agreeable food, watching the sunset over the beach as we stroll along.