And here we meet, again maybe. I figure life's changed so this should to. I'm kind of wondering why people put all that sh*tabout wanting the trustworthy, loving, funny, compassionate, knight in shining armor b.s. on this thing. I mean seriously, who wants a lying, cheating, leeching, life sucking, alcoholic as their significant other...and if you were all that, would you honestly admit to it? Probably not.
Anywho! on with the the show!
Things to know:
* I'm not looking for sex or a booty call. That's the last thing on my mind right now, so don't bother if that's what you want.
* I just got out of the most f*cked up, bizarre relationship so I'm not looking for anything more than a friendship right now. When I finish making my future victim application, I'll let you know.
* Do you have a job and a car? I do. Why don't you? (get my drift)
(refer to above description of what you don't want in a friend/significant other and you'll get a jist of why I seem so hostile.)
More happier things to know...
* Music is my passion. I love it. Rock/metal/grunge would be my favorite. I'm not fond of country and rap makes me want to vomit. Then again, so does Nickleback. I hate that band with a passion.
* The love of my life is my soon to be 7 year old son. He's the most awesome, inquisitive little boy, ever! He's my man. (At least he's an honest one!) :)
* I'm a blunt, open, honest person. So if you ask are, odds are you will get your answer, unless it's something so damn ridiculous it doesn't warrant an answer.
* I have a lot of great friends in my life. They've dealt with my dumbass making illogical decisions for a great many years and still love me. I'm always open to more friends. And hugz...I love the hugz.
* I'm not easily impressed, so don't bother trying. Be yourself, it works much better that way.
* I am a dork by trade.

And I wouldn't have it any other way. I love to smile, laugh, and have fun just being a said dork.
* In my spare time, whenever that happens, I quite enjoy twirling my baton like a dork in the middle of the road, going for walks, and hanging out with my friends.
* I like to travel and see the world. I've made it to Europe 3 times and intend on going back for more.
* I no longer do drugs and rarely drink, there are much better things to do with my life. I like to remember my experiences.
* I am a career college student. When life settles down, I take classes. When life's a rat race, I don't. I'm 7 courses away from an associates, but have taken an ass ton of irrelevant courses in the past 5 years.
* I'm a hodgepodge of many things. Life experiences have made me that way. I'm a country girl who grew up showing sheep at the county fair while jamming out to Nirvana (my favorite) and heavy metal. I was a captain of the track team, yet kept to myself and was often thought of as "freak" in high school. I'm a good listener and a good person, though I've made my fair share of mistakes. I'm down to earth, a bit spontaneous, and an intelligent person (well most of the time). I love animals, especially fuzzy ones like chinchillas. I fear snakes and clowns. I love playing in the rain. I love life, even though it has the tendency to come after me with a vengeance.
Random note, I hate how one must chose from the available options regarding all that lovely info. What if someone wanted to advertise that they were an 8th grade drop out, who occasionally drinks alone, and wants a relationship with a shemale? I guess they get shafted for their oddity.
If you so chose, feel free to write me or look me up on the yahoo IM - gnomes_are_kewl. I will most likely write back ... i don't usually bite...unless provoked that is.

Anywho...happy fishing!

(I just wanted to use that icon ;) ) May you find whatever it is you are looking for!
