After returning to the pond, it has been kindly pointed out that my original profile could be widely misinterpreted.

So in the interest of appealing to a wider audience, and to demonstrate my accepting constructive criticism, I will keep my sarcastic , oft misunderstood wit to myself. That is until we potentially meet, in which case, what can I do. I even removed the taboo " shirtless " photo.

I find it a bit difficult, yet pretty easy to describe myself. Hence , the dichotomy that can be me. Not much into astrology, but some have said a Gemini quality. I don't think I fit any particular mold. My closest and long time friend recently told me " You are definitely a bit odd, but you have good character " . I can live with that as an epitaph. I would call myself dependable, a hard worker, blessed with uncanny intuition, a good listener and I sleep well at night.

I feel like with minimal formal education, I have learned my lessons well at the proverbial " school of life " . I believe happiness originates from gratitude. With few exceptions I think most of us have much to be grateful for, yes?

Other random trivia ...

east coast born/bred.
never married/ no kids. Many women here in the same situation. More than I would think. interesting ... modern sociology.
several long/ capable of ... healthy relationships.
gym/swim 6 many times 7 days a week. dealbreaker for some. sports and athletics have played a major role in my life. many of my best moments have been on a basketball court, pool, or a summers bike ride at the beach.
love to eat and drink ... wine. Not afraid of the kitchen albeit limited skills. casual style which has evolved/devolved to jeans at this point. important in my business.
new retail business owner. challenging, rewarding, tiring.
think the golden rule is golden.
too few, but good longtime friends. NO " arch enemies " NO drama.

all for now ...

I'm personally very flexible ... whatever the lady is comfortable with.