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slk3fifty The Seahorse:
ROLLING..STROLLING..TROLLING??? |
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Ethnicity
Caucasian with Mixed Color hair
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Body Type A Few Extra Pounds |
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Profession executive management
Do you want children? Does not want children
About Me
WHERE ARE YOU???? behind door #1 - #2 - or #3????? and what is it that you want to hear??? that i am wonderful?? ok--i'm wonderful... will i make you laugh and make you feel like you never felt before?? ok--poof--done!!! what can i say that you havent already heard or read before???? blah blah blah and if you're breathing, that's a plus....
my pictures are about as glamorous as it's going to get!!! if i have to sit in a chair for four hours for someone else to paste a new face on me, who are we kidding here??? and then if we meet--you're gonna look at me and say "who the hell are you???" and i find the men's glamour shots to be a riot!!! not too vain now are we??? what i want is to grow old with some body where we can compare wrinkles.. my boobs are my own too!!!
do you golf??? that would be a bonus for sure.. i love to golf... the handicap is infinity tho.
my life is good and i am a happy person overall. i am successful, independent, humorous, and most of all, a wonderful parent to my son. mean, miserable, unhappy people suck. go away. i dont have time to hold your hand. a sense of humor is mandatory. if you are separated--then you are still married!!! do you get that?? go to the next profile please. let's face it--at this stage of our lives, we should be established and comfortable--if you have a credit score of 487 or under--please move on...if you still live with mommy and daddy (A.K.A.--still sucking the life out of your parents because you haven't grown up yet)...please move on...(not to be confused with mommy and daddy living with you due to health issues) i have enough jobs and i always hated babysitting... i don't do serial daters and i don't share!!! i'm neither competitive nor jealous. please don't take out the 'duty and honor' card either--i'm not impressed!!!! when you put your money where your mouth is...you will get my attention.
NO SNAP SHIRTS OR WRANGLER JEANS.......NO ARAMIS OR GIO EITHER!!!
someone want to clue me in here---how do some of these women have 275 favorites??? i dont even know 275 people.... (p.s. this doesn't need to be explained to me--i can figure it out!!!)
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4/2000--me tumor 10 o'clock right breast....
6/2007--me skin cancer
5/2008--mom lung cancer......
*****what hasn't killed me yet has made me stronger*****cancer is nothing compared to the dating game--YIKES
First Date
definitely a cup of coffee. short and sweet. gives either party the option to bail out early if they make your skin crawl. you will know then if there will be a second date. and would it be too much to ask that you check your socks for holes in them before you wear shorts for a meet... and i'm not talking one hole here!!!
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Male
Age between 44 and 55
Live in United States
 | Sexy, witty, charming, personable & compassionate are just a few words that describe this dear sweet friend. We have been friends over 3 years now & I know if I am having a crappy day I can always find her online to brighten my day. She is a rare gem guys so treat her with respect. If you are a golfer that is certainly bonus points in her book. |
slk3fifty Appears on 34 members favorites lists and has 2 roses that can be sent.
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