Warning!!!!! the sh*t your about to read maybe extremely insulting to some readers. Also people with sensitive stomachs, chronic diarrhea, arthritis, heart disease, asthma, depression, bipolar disorder, diabetes, menopause, urinary tract infection, overactive bladder, and way too sensitive people, should stop reading right now and probably call a doctor.
HI! HOW YOU DOIN? i'm a ambitious person i know what i want and i'll do anything to get where i want to go. i'm extremely adventurous and spontaneous i'm up for anything anytime. as long as i don't end up dead, lets go! i'm the kinda person that would call you at like 4 am to go do something maybe stupid =).......why not only live once right? i dont really change my profile, i just like to add stuff to it whenever i think of something stupid to say. i love to travel and try new things, learning about new cultures and people. i'm probably some what of an idealist, not sure if that is a good or bad thing. i might also be a hopeless romantic, i guess i watch too many movies. i'm not afraid to talk about my feelings, i believe communication is very important in a relationship, i'm kind and sweet and well, i'm basically everything you've always wanted, lol trust me.
- i also love to cook, i'm always trying to cook new things in the kitchen, not always successful tho
- i only have 2 pet peeves (ok i probably have more then 2 but these are the only one's that pertain to food)
(1) i do like food so i hate it when people think different sh*t taste like chicken.. you know what taste like chicken.........Chicken!!!!
(2) also has to do with food.. i respect vegans..but hate people who claim to be veggies but insist on ordering fish....... i mean come on man!........ really!
- i don't believe in ROCKY V no such thing, doesn't exist, never happened! its a conspiracy perpetrated by the MAN! to blind us from the truth
- i tend to rant about random things, and i don't shut up till i'm done or lose my voice, its quite enjoyable..... you would like it
- i think the fast lane should be MEMBERS ONLY!
- i get really happy and excited when i find a new pocket or something like that, you know like if you had a jacket for like a year and then you for some reason find that new pocket you never knew about. like as if, now your ready for the pocket type of thing. isn't that like the best
- i can survive on coffee alone
- i think that all bad drivers, slow freaking drivers, drivers who can't make up their minds, the freaking ***holes who love to drive parallel to one another in the freaking morning while there is nothing but open empty freaking highway in front of them like they freaking all know each other and its their freaking job or something like that to cause traffic, drivers who wont move the **** out of my way going slower then speed limit and is on the freaking left lane etc. i'd like to take these reject sperm's who some how found their way to the egg and grew up to get behind the wheel **stards and beat them to death with a barbie doll!!!!............... i'm not even trying to be funny here i mean it.............. they should all be killed. its not enough to take their licenses or cars away they will eventually reproduce and we do not need any more of these freaking idiots on the road.
- i believe cars should have more buttons in them, i like buttons they make me happy. the more buttons in the car to play with the happier i am. even if the button did nothing more then make the sound of a fire truck i want it in the car! lol
- little things out of place or doesn't work right really pisses me off.
- give me something shiny and i can keep myself entertained for hours and hours.
- you dont want to mess with me with saved by the bell trivia i'll roll you up and smoke you
- I don't really care for those liquid soaps that when you pump the handle it turns to foam. I don't know just feels weird like I didn't really work for that foam, you know? What is it just me?
- i like star trek, i'm not crazy about it, i just like it....its a good show
- i don't really watch sports, when i do i just pick which team color or mascot i like the most or the name. but always Go NEW YORK!!!! if not them,then back to the color name or mascot thing
- i give my dog evian water. some of my friends tell me thats weird.... is it?
- i just found out that i don't like poison ivy very much! not at all, in fact i hate the stuff
- i'm always honest except when i'm not
- i sometimes like to pretend i'm british and annoy everyone with my english accent
- i sometimes close my eyes and walk straight and see how far i get before i open them, thats right i live life on the freaking edge! yea ok you try it see how far you get
- i'm not afraid to eat anything, so apparently fear is not a factor for me, WoW if i go on that show i would so kick ass!!!!!!!!
- i think family guy should have a temple built in its honor
- you can't shut me up during a bad movie!
- writers suck ass how hard is it to write a freaking movie. like i'm always saying i can probably eat paper and drink ink and crap out a better script then what some of these freaking writers are coming up with. i mean like Jesus Christ the honeymooners but black! or bewitched but only its real and their making a movie on it, or all these stupid scary movie 3 and 4 or epic movie and not another teen movie and crap like that! i mean the list just goes on and on man, this list is probably out dated by the time your reading this but you get the idea.
- this is pretty much what my random rants are like. only i'm getting tired of typing and will stop now. =P
- i love to joke around i'm pretty sarcastic probably very sarcastic and i don't take much things too seriously, but if i do then i'm all business baby!
- i'm not ashamed of this but i like girlie movies, and i do tend to cry during really sad movies like I AM SAM and stuff like that, i mean you have to be some kind of monster not to cry during that movie.
i'm not looking for much just meeting some new friends would be just fine with me but if i meet a hottie i wont complain =P
I am also very lovable.......... as you can clearly see.......... I mean you read this far.............. Can you honestly tell me that you don't love me by now, can you? I mean Not loving me is like hating puppies............ Do you hate puppies? I mean do you like to hurt little cute innocent animals that haven't done anything to you?..............Is that how you get your jolly's..............and if you do, then I don't think I'd like to talk to you very much anyway, so good day to you sir.........I said good day! Screw you guys I'm going home
IM DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol just kidding
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