My companion for the past eight years is getting on in years and I guess it's time I started looking, not necessarily for a replacement, but for someone to supplement her I guess. I know it probably isn't appropriate, but I'll tell you her name is Dixie.
Here are some characteristics I'm looking for.
1. I'd like someone with a little less body hair. Dixie is a blonde and matches the carpet but I'd actually prefer a brunette or redhead if they didn't shed as much. I'm just not that into vacumming. 2. Dixie licks herself which I guess could be a positive in terms of flexibility but apparently has no problem doing so in public and that's pretty embarrassing. 3. She has spoiled me on how much she trusts me though. As I write this, I'm in the Corpus Christi Hooters and she's outside in the truck waiting.
By the way, for you men that happen to be reading this... You have to say you go to Hooters for the WINGS, not the breasts!! I've you've already run off your girlfriend, get off my page and go post another pic with your shirt off. And despite the rumors, I'm not gay either if you're here for that!
4. Must be fluent in English. At first I enjoyed all the arguments Dixie and I avoided because she could only bark. Now I'm starting to understand her though!
November 2007
I took a trip to Colorado and was driving my 240z through a deserted part of northeast New Mexico. Windows down with Runnin' Against the Wind on my iPod. The weather was perfect, high sixties and clear skies, and the sun was setting. There were just enough clouds to make for a beautiful sunset. That was one of many almost perfect days I've experienced but there was no one to share it with. I don't have to have someone to have a good time, but it's a nice bonus.
I know everyone on this site loves the lake, but I can’t really remember the last time I went. I prefer the Frio River or North Padre Island. I’m not much of a crowd person and enjoy visiting places others don’t. If you'ld enjoy driving 60 miles down Padre Island just to get away from the crowd, email away cause I'm looking for one person to share that with. I love to travel and can either plan a trip or just take off spontaneously on one.
I like to be unique and never follow the crowd, but I still look normal despite that. No tattoos, piercings, painted fingernails, and I still have my real hair! I pay attention to politics and am a Reagan disciple. That doesn't mean liberals should stay away, I'm pretty tolerant right-wing zealot that enjoys starving children and the elderly.
First Date
Let’s meet in the frozen food aisle in the local HEB. I'll play the part of the pathetic single guy who is clueless about cooking. My cart will be packed with frozen dinners, and I'll be staring at the frozen veggies mumbling to myself, why does broccoli & cauliflower have to be mixed???? What’s wrong with broccoli & mushrooms or even onions?
Anyway, you'll walk by and we'll catch eyes. I'll force myself to wait until you completely pass before I turn my head to check out the brand of jeans you're wearing. OK, like you weren't standing in the closet thinking, "What jeans make my butt look the best?" Do yall even buy jeans that make it look bad???? You'll turn around and I'll pretend to be studying the frozen french fries.
We'll run into each other again in the cereal aisle and you'll say, they’re Wrangler 20x you freak. I'll cross my fingers and reply, I hadn't noticed. We'll recognize we have some chemistry and I'll offer to cook you dinner sometime. (The frozen dinners were just for show)
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