Me:
I'm T-Breezy
Wait, stop trying to pigeon hole me
That's what she said
I’m guarded
I’m awesome
No, screw that...I’m Captain of Team Awesome
I'm humble
I'll be friends with anyone
Just make sure you're not a jerk-ass
Sexy librarians are my weakness
I don't always make a whole lot of sense
That's how I roll
Contradicting myself is a daily occurrence
I despise humans as a species
I adore them as individuals
Crude jokes slay me
I'm always entertained or entertaining
I'm easily distracted. Oh look! A chicken!
I wix up mords a lot
I'm the guy everyone calls when they want to have a good time
and last but not least...I am the most honest guy you will find on this website!

I'm looking for someone who is:
Not taller than me unless you are in heels
A queen of sarcasm
Fun-loving
Spontaneous
Has the ability to find humor in most things
I want someone to make me laugh for a change
Lastly, I am not shallow but I have two absolute musts:
1). Good Teeth. I refuse a jacked up grill.
2). No children. Sorry ladies but most of you have a list a mile long of deal breakers. I only have two.

A drink at a casual bar and go from there.