I'm normal...promise....ok well normal might be a bit of an overstatement....but I don't collect dolls, or stuffed animals...or bodies under my porch....I mean I don't actually have a porch, but even if I did, I don't think I would store dead bodies in it...or really much of anything...I don't think under porches are good places for storing stuff...unless whatever your storing is waterproof I guess...one time I renovated my porch by tearing the old one down...there was a dead cat under there....it was gross...and kind of mummified which was pretty cool actually...and then....uh...sorry where was I?...right..

I'm dateable, I'm funny, I have a few smartatudes....I promise I won't show up with a gigantic ass or as a completely different person than my pictures. I like who I am, I'm confidant, I'm not needy or clingy and I'm not bitter, (well, maybe just a little bitter)..high maintenance, a gold digger....I'm not out to single-handedly ruin your life, make you bitter or turn you gay...if that happens to you....I swear to God I had nothing to do with it...you were probably just bitter and gay all along...I just helped you find yourself :D

So message me!...um...unless you didn't get that the gay and bitter thing was a joke....then maybe don't message me....and we'll see if we click...if so; we will meet and see if we still click....after that I make no predictions...no expectations. I'm not here specifically to find my soulmate, get married or for random hookups....just looking for some fun company to wither away my old age with! :-)

My requests?.....don't be creepy, gross, or undateable....oh and I like em' young and hot!!......kidding....well kind of :D

Well I'll most likely at the very least show up.....and I am reasonably sure it will not involve any anal probing..uhh yours or mine....let's just go for coffee or a drink and see if we like each other!