Well let me tell you a little bit about myself. Long ago there was a barn. In that barn lay a pregnant peasant woman giving birth to a precious baby boy. I wasn't THAT boy, I was born in a hospital.

I'm someone looking for a woman that has a sense of humor, as you can tell I have one. I love humor. I can't say I enjoy cooking, but I can get the job done. I continuously expand my knowledge so I can have a variety. I'm not much of a sports fan, however, I do watch the major tennis tournaments.

I am a founder for a company and that can keep me pretty busy. I like being my own boss because I can sleep in. I tried to call in sick once, but caught myself lying.

Well, on a first date I would meet in a public place for my own safety. I also wear a low-jack device in case I get kidnapped. I have a dead-man switch I have to call into every hour to ensure I'm still alive. So besides all of that, I'm open to some coffee or drinks (ps I don't drink.) Maybe some food if we decide we can stand each other a bit longer.