I am obnoxious, annoying, unreliable, insensitive, selfish, stubborn, greedy, callous, poor, unintelligent, not ambitious, and grotesque. Oh, I am also physically, mentally, and emotionally abusive.
BUT, with your help, I am sure we could work around my debilitating problems, move forward, and build a meaningful relationship.
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I spend most of my days in rehab where we work on my anger management, chronic alcoholism
, drug abuse, and psychological issues.
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... Alright, alright, upon request from a number of women, I will elaborate on a more serious note. I'm a very busy guy looking for someone...well, currently hooked up with someone of similar nature, as far as I'm aware...abeeheeheehee hee. I actually hate clubs with a passion. Been there, done that, not for me!
Turn-off:
Women that play hard-to-get and permanently passive women. I can spot these types from a mile away. They are way too much work for a busy guy.
PS: I got more pics which I'll gladly send privately.
I'm a romantic kind of guy, so my dates typically start off with me yelling at my girls. It really seems to lower their self esteem so we can start off the date in a peaceful manner.
Now, I will then take you out to a very fine, luxurious, and prestigious restaurant in town called McDonalds where you will not only proceed to buy me a greasy burger
, but you will also be obligated to pay for my taxi home.
