Originally I'm from Georgia, i grew up in Cali.
I have lived here off and on for the last 10 years.
being over most of the world is exciting to me,
I love find humor in different cultures. I tell
a lot of jokes,but understand when to be serious.
Home is always Sacramento. My family is Really small,
and I'm the oldest of two,my niece is the baby of
"everyone" so I spoil her whenever I get the chance
in exchanege for warping her tiny impressionable mind.
(have you ever seen a two year old girl that wants to be a ninja./ dinosaur?)
So just like with her in a relationship if your respect
the authority of any disposition I have then you can fly your
flag however you want.

I love goals!! Things i don't have, things
I've never done. Challenging myself to acquire, learn, be,
has brought me nothing but rewards. I couldn't
imagine not knowing how to drive a Abrams battle
tank, speak Japanese, or knowing how to use a atm in Prague.
(aspirin is expensive!!) So if you've hip to something I'm not, tell me about it.

It's difficult to explain how a court appointed ninja works...
you wouldn't see me unless either:
*you owe kung fu masters money From a settlement,
*you retain me because an ancient sect won't stop playing
music after 10pm in your neighborhood,
* Car is reposed,
*Oh....and child support back payments,
instead it's much easier to explain my day job.
I do nothing but talk to people and convince them shop
at my store vs. competitors.(But kung fu is frowned upon)

I encourage all types(well..maybe most types)of women to contact me.
i appreciate contrast for the most part. So if I like rap and you worship
"Satan -Father of lies", then at least the emails will be funny.

Hey just remember winner,
"You are the greatest player I have ever seen.
Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude."

-Balls of fury

You know romantic things like high speed car chases, followed by drug deals gone bad, setting up the Triads, Mexican mafia, and F.B.I in a gun drawn face off. Epic 2hrs Kung Fu Fights with a guy in chicken suit..... Or we can just talk.
Your Choice.