I was born in the ghettos of a small central American country, abandoned at the gates of an orphanage, raised by monks, recruited by the CIA, helped with the overthrow of El Salvador, Chile, Canada.....wait, that one has not happened yet....anyway..and a few others, retired to Vancouver Island under the witness protection program and now moonlight as a Pest Exterminator . .. .for lack of a better word. Trying to keep a low "profile" now.
Would anyone like to buy some waterfront in New Orleans?
Oh.... and I like moon lit walks on tropical beaches, quiet nights snuggled by the fire, red wine kisses, gentle touches...with the occasional slap in the face to bring me back to reality. I have recently started baking my own bread though!!!!
Yaaaaaa, I guess I can be a bit of a smart ass, but will have you rolling on the floor holding your ribs from laughing so much!
Now that I have exposed my sensitive side, i might as well tell what I like in a woman. ....someone who has at least more than one photo!!!!!!!! .....and not all from the same angle.:) The more imagination the better...or at least a bikini shot.
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