Previously owned, fully domesticated, self-sufficient male, expert cook, cleans, does laundry, good with children, seeking new owner/companion for long walks, frolicking in the park, and petting.
Very affectionate. Does tricks like fetch, rollover, and beg. Will even do foot rubs.

(I wrote the first part to be flipant and charming.
I wrote second part after six months, a bunch of bad dates, ...and six drinks.
It seems harsh, and I am leaving it unedited, because I am now getting interesting comments from kindred spirits, and fewer Drama Queens.)

Who do you think makes bad guys? Were do you think thy come from?
I am tired of stupid girls who like abusive relationships. They must because they don’t leave. They meet a nice guy, ask for help, and stay anyway.
I am tired of high maintenance psycho ****es that are exacting revenge for every abusive relationship on nice guys.
I am tired of abusive women who feel they deserve a nice guy to spoil them, maybe even two or three. It’s never enough.
I am tired of girls who just want to be friends, because they don’t know what they want, and will settle for a one of the bad guys, and say goodbye to a nice guy.
I am tired of taking the bad with the good as payment.
I am not desperate for a relationship; I have plenty of bad ones.
I just want to meet a sane woman for a happily ever after.
After the divorce, after the pain, after the abuse, after the suffering, after the miss trust, after the drama.
I want to live, love, and laugh. That is were real passion comes from.

I want to enjoy making love, with passion, romance, and intimacy.
I want a life partner that I can trust and feel secure with.

Picnics are always romantic. A beach, or a park. A lovely outdoor scene with fine wine, linnens, and gourmet food (no coffee and doughnut). An outdoor cafe; or a nice place for a fancy adult beverage and a game of billiards, or even a bad art exibit is something to talk about. Even without instant chemistry, there can be polite conversation, civility, and some enjoyment. That is how freindships start.
Fun happens without you, you have to be there.
Lets go for timbits and coffee is speed dating. Great for impersonal conversation, and quick escapes.