Hello, I'm Roberto.
I'm a man of few words.

I like sports, travel & hanging out (dont we all).
I luv cars but don't hold it against me.
I like golf - but the golf course people dont like me (see the photo)
I'm told I am funny. Funny "ha ha" or "strange"; I'm not sure
You can decide.

not golf
not the zoo
not an auto show
Okay, I know - dinner & a show, we'll drive through Wendy's & watch DVDs in the car!

Okay, okay - i hear ya. The dinner & show thing is kinda lame. I'll think of something better. His & her bikini waxes? No? ok.
Im still tryin to figure this out.
Took me a while but here it is.
1) First you get an afternoon at the spa - full treatment including seaweed on your face.
2) A stretch Mini Cooper - Limo whisks you away to the airport where I am waiting by the door of a private jet
3) Sipping champaign as we cruise above the ocean, we chat and get to know each other
4) Soon (well after a while) an island appears in the distance - where we touchdown on a landing strip that runs beside a beach as white as snow
5) A Range Rover (HSE) waits at the tiny airport. We drive through winding roads and reach a quaint thatched roof restaurant perched over the sea.
6) Here we enjoy the most wonderful dinner, looking over the ocean with an orange moon shimmering off the water. We nibble and laugh, our heads almost touching as we lean across the table and share our secrets.

Hows that? Oh wait - my passport expired - I guess its back to Wendy's