OKK:So I know this thing keeps going and going like the energizer bunny but i need to specify a few things haha.

1)If you can not type a proper sentence such as ie:''whaz up?Doo yu hav MSN''?I`m not interested BTW why does everyone ask that right off ..anyways.
2)If you have marijuna leaves on your curtains it says quite a bit about you and I`m not interested.
3)If you sit on the couch all day long day in and dday out I`m not interested
4)If you hate christmas...I hate you haha k:)
5)If you have any crazy ex boyfriends lurking around out there that still like to control your every move and is the type thhat you wouldn`t be taken by surprise if he stood on top of telephone poles at night to look in your window or parks his car across the road from your house..im not interested.
NOW that thats out of the way...


hahahahah online dating..wow never thought I`d find myself on here but hey why the hell not eh?Alright so to start this off my number is hahaha no...im a fun loving easy going guy...you may find me at the bar the odd time i go or at a house party singing whitney houston on stage dancing with some of my friends hamming it up with a beer in my hand...besides that...I have my teeth all 20 something of them I bathe regulary...I live on my own have my own vehicle...can`t take cabs after showering...HAHAH ok that was mean and I apologize to you all hahahaha so please I don`t need all the taxi cab drivers messaging me telling me they better not see me on the street hahaha. .Also I appreciate proper grammar ''whut yeye sup''and anything else f the sort..well the whole ghetto image isn`t for me not trying to be rude lol.Im looking for the girl that has a little deeper meaning to her and that can take a random thing like popcorn and have a huge conversation with me about it.

I have a guilty past time..Maury..oh yes I love the baby daddies that go on their.Im not racist its just funy...''MAURY IT BE LIKE THIS IMMA BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU..I ONLY GOT ONE TESTICLE K MAURY KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN AND IM INJUREDKNOW WHAT IM SAYIN AND I CAN`T BE THE THE BABY DADDY K MAURY YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN..SO AFTER TODAY..I WANT HER TO SOP PINNIN HER BABY ON ME KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN MAURY.''
Also the preteens prostitutes are a good laugh//''IM 13 AND I WANNA HAVE A BABY AND I SELL MY BODY AND I MAKE DAMN GOOD MONEY I DO IT CUZ ITS FAST CASH AND ITS FUNN.IF MY MOMMY GET LIPPY WIT ME I SLAP HER AND I PUT HER IN HER PLACE AND IF I CAN`T AFFORD SOEMTHIN I STEAL IT AND THERE AIN`T NOTHIN NO ONEEE CAN DO ABOUT IT AND IM GONNA HAVE A BABY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!''
hahaahhaha anyways..

Im not looking for anything in particular right now athough I will say I do find that my maturity level is a lot higher than most people my age..im fun loving and im fairly well educated for the age that I am so I usually find myself more attracted to older women but thats not saying I won`t date younger girls haha nothing against any of you!I`ll be honest my faith in this site is little to none but hey you never know and friends are always good.

Some random things about me:
-I recycle like all the world is going to crash down around me and turn into one giant dumpster in 5 seconds.
-I talk to homeless people when I see them and I acknowledge their existence they are just people like you or I.
-When I do my laundry I sometimes fold it before I put it in the washerI have no idea why
-Dave Chapelle is quite amazing to me and I would run the Boston marathon if I knew at the end I`d get to go to his show.
-I love camping...its one of my favorite things to do and if were friends I may just call you and tell you to grab a sleeping bag cause were going!
-When people stop for me when I want to cross the street I always hold back that extra second incase they decide I gave them a dirty look or I accidentaly flipped them off.(Oh its possible)
-I go through crest white strips quie frequently like a box a week...Im a little obsessed about my teeth but not in a metrosexual way..i promise!!!
-Once I burnt Kraft Dinner
-There is a little girl who I consider my daughter whos 5 years old and shes the most amazng kid I have ever come across she has the mind of an 8 year old and can say her ABCS faster than I can.

ALSO:
I have this ambition to team up with Chuck Norris and save the world..Im a little obsessed with him but not in a romantic way hah lets get that straight just in an idol kinda way I think hes amazing...sometimes I get looking at him and that red beard and I start going over in my head if hes scottish or not..btw im very random...i like pickles..I think Fergie has an attitude problem..and everytime i walk into a public bathroom and see a pee spot on the seat im sooo thankful im not a girl..and if you watch just for laugh gags and kill yourself the whole way through..your already my best friend lol....also I feel very stupid when you ask someone aboutsomebody and they`re like ''oh they died 2 yrs ago...awwwkwarrrd..and NO OFFENCE to girl who tan but...whats with the carrot look?...anyways..Im a huge kid..I had a Zeddy party for my 20th and it was a blast!!!.I love doing anything and everything once as long as its not life threatning or in attempt of hurting someone...I just love to have fun but know how to be serious when need be..i also love people who wear braces and get them caght on thngs like blankets its verry amusing and please..if you TyPe LiKe ThIs i may have to go on a murderous rampage k:)Also BE WARNED!!!!HUGE hockey fan here the Red Wings are god and always will be and they will be the team to go down in history with the most Stanley cups ever I truly believe lol...I actually have a house in my room lol did you get it a house in my room..AHEM anyways...dedicated to the Detroit Red Wings it is sometimes referred to as the man room of the house but ladies by all means if your not going to diss my Red Wings when they`re behind your certainly welcome lol.

Im not the night club type..I enoy a pub or having a few friends over and watching the game or a house party but Im just as content being at home with someone I care about.Going to the clubs and trying to talk over the music and having drunks stumbling around and girls grinding on anything that has a heartbeat to get attention is not quite my thing and NOO im not saying all girls at the bars do this so ladies please...don`t punch me...so lets see what else can I bore you with?...

I love being with my friends and family they will always come first they are the most amzing people in my life and I would not be here or who I am today without them.My biggest idol YES even bigger than Chuck Norris would have to be my dad...hes a pretty awesome guy. lol..my mom is an amazing women...always makes me feel better still to this day and my 4 sisters are beatiful amazing women eventhough they tortured me with makeover after makeover until I was big enough to fight back

Anything casual where we can just set back and have a few laughs and get to know eachother.Mabey buy a box of smarties and set them at different places and see how many people are actually stupid enough to follow the trail (we have to put a red one last though)..or go to Walmart and pretend to shoplift or go knock on peoples doors then run or do a jail tour...anything really:)!!