| | The aroma of fish is overwhelming. That would seem to indicate an abundance of fish in the sea but I've not seen the bounty of booty roaming these waters. I suppose the odor could be permeating the air from only a few fish but then why would the smell be so strong? I'm not entirely at ease with the implication.
There is no point in describing myself (but I'll do it anyway). I'm too biased (true). Besides, except to see what pics are posted, what does anyone take away from the profile? Most of what you would read would be what I consider my best qualities (in a perfect world). In the previous versions of my profile I made an attempt to be as honest as possible in describing myself (true). Apparently none of you fell for it (true). Another lesson learned: honesty is the best policy (insert sarcasm here). So, here goes:
I am a convicted felon (false) wrongly imprisoned for a series of malicious crimes (false) I did not commit. In fact, it's humanly impossible for me to have committed the horrendous acts of which I am accused (joke). Why? Because on the dates in question I was fast asleep (alone) on the mattress in the garage of my ex-girlfriends neighbor's property (more jokes). I can prove this because I made a call from my cell phone (found in the parking lot of the strip club I was at the night before) to my employer (even more jokes). Can you blame me for not wanting to wash dishes (never been a dishwasher) on such a beautiful day (false)? The only reason I'm behind bars (false - how the hell could I be on the internet if I was behind bars) now is because my lawyer (never had a lawyer) is a racist conservatively liberal back-stabbing wench angry because I gave her crabs (never had a lawyer, or crabs - lol). By the way, why are women so hard to please? She's the one who told me she liked seafood! ( I do like seafood) Anyway... I should be released following my psychological evaluation unless they make me take my medication that day.
Thank you
P.S. There seems to be some confusion regarding the validity of the above details. Ladies, I've never been to jail or arrested. My only interaction with the police/courts has been for speeding tickets and that was years ago so those of you lathering up for a bad ass need not look here - lol Take a joke!
The real me. An intelligent & sarcastic smart ass - if nothing else, redundant. I take pride in being a college graduate. I didn't take a single course in basket weaving or photography. I'm not a push over but I am easy going. I pull my own weight - and then some. |
