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Bright, very cheeky, amusing, down to earth, low maintenance, undemanding and the best friend you could ever wish for.....also a bit of a fibber cos I'm 51 really. Not here to deceive anyone, I just find younger men more appealing and wanted to stay on their radar! I do have my limits though and whilst I'm flattered by the attention, if I'm old enough to be your mum then it's not really going to go anywhere now is it?

My only other criteria is that I'm looking for taller than me please. I'm 5'8" and a girl needs to be able to wear a heel without being blinded by the glare from her dates baldy patch! ;-)

Apologies if I don't reply to messages it's because I think it's kinder than saying 'not interested'. For those of you who are hard of hearing, THAT WAS AN APOLOGY IN ADVANCE and doesn't warrant the sending of verbally abusive messages...that is sooooo unattractive!!

Oh....and please don't tell me I'm too far away and then list travel and weekends away as your interests...you may get both with me! :-)but I don't expect you to do all the travelling, if any is involved. I'm more than willing to do my share ....and if it came to it I would relocate for the right person....x

Just an observation from reading profiles....if I turn out to be that special person for someone, then it would seem that all I have to look forward to is a life on the sofa, totally DVD'd and 'cuddled' out and on the brink of becoming a member of Alcoholics Anonymous from all that wine drinking.....hic! It'd be good to have reassurances that we'd actually leave the house at some point and not just to visit Blockbusters and Threshers to replenish the DVD and wine stocks! By the way...doesn't anybody just watch the plain old telly anymore??? Why does it have to be a DVD??

Oh and please, please, please guys....keep your kit on for God's sake otherwise this site is in danger of being renamed 'nakedtorsos4u.com'!

Pics please....(recent ones would be advantageous and not you as a dot on the horizon!)I'd like to add though, that it is comforting to see that so many of you have found your way into a kitchen, with all the pics of you in them these days. How the tables have turned! Then again, posing by a sleek stainless steel hob and actually knowing how to operate one, are two different things I guess! Just another observation...it might be an idea for some of you to have a tidy up and get the pots done before you start clicking away tho! Ooooo that was a bit cheeky Dolly! lol!

I'm not getting this 'camera in a mirror' business? Whats that all about? Try the timer and a location other than the bathroom! ;-)lol!

To those of you who understand my humour...thank you! x

PS: I remove myself from peoples faves if I don't want to be there. I don't like the idea of being a statistic or part of a popularity contest.

PPS: Defo no pic no chat! If I'm brave enough to put a mug shot on then so must you!

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