I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I like girls.... and asian men.

I like reading profiles.. I don't ever message people and I don't plan to.

Blah blah blah.
I've had cancer this past year.
Had two surgeries for it.
Had radiation (11/18)
Then get more tests to see if the cancer I had for over 8 months had spread.
If it has, it's been more than a year and I'll probably die HAAA.
I'm not complaining, just living what I've been given.

"I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convenience store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified."

I'm kind of blunt.
I don't GAF what you think about me.
I'm also not skinny.
I don't like the BBW term.
Because I'm fat.
I'm big. And I have boobs. And hips. And no butt, haha.

Can't sleep with a man who dims my shine.

I don't know if this is already on here, but I'm not 20.
I'm 18.

I'll be skinny eventually.
Then I won't give any of you losers the time of day
actually I lie
I'm not going to date a douchebag 'hottie' when I'm skinny just because I'm hot and they're 'hot'.
My type will forever and always be the laid back 'average' guy who doesn't spend 20 minutes putting gel in his hair and tanning.

Said I wouldn't lose weight til I raised 6,000 for new titties after they become horribly deflated during weightloss.
Well I've changed my mind.
After cancer and all that stuff, your appetite goes in the sh1tter and you lose weight anyways. So I just don't eat solids anymore and I work out again as much as my body will allow.

If you don't like me, that's fine.
If you do.. that's great. Let's go out and party.

La la la.
I think I'm pretty fun. I like to laugh.
I don't judge. Who would I be to judge you anyways?
Peak my interest and I'll reply to you. If you sent me a message and I didn't reply.. send another one with some jazz and I'll reply.

Some NO NOS
~ Please don't be a criminal.. I don't care about pety stuff.. I don't judge.. but if you killed someone uhm. Move on to the next!
~ Closed minded. If you're homophobic and only want to have missionary sex because you think freaky stuff is nasty.. I am NOT your girl!
~ Submissive men. I am a girl. I want a dominate guy. I don't want to wear latex cat outfits and whip you and go at you with a strap on. Please. For the love of god NOOOOOOOOOOO

^^ That is all.

I'm the type of girl who wants to rub my mans back everyday after work and when he's going to sleep. I want to cook him dinner every night and be a good little house wife.
I like to touch people. Even if it's just sitting across the table from you at dinner, our knees have to touch; something.

My god do I have a sense of humor, haha.
I'm learning not to take life so seriously.

What do I want to be when I grow up?
Everything I possibly can.
A teacher, a mentor, a writer, a piercer, an artist, a comedian, a nurse, a doctor, a surgeon... the list goes on and on. I don't want to be in politics. Yuck.

I am a super sexual being.
I may have a horny disease.. I am affected by it 24/7.


I work as a child care provider and an EMT.
So. Kids are awesome. I don't want any right now.

I believe anal is the marriage hole.

I am terrible about women's rights.
Shut up and get in the kitchen.

I joke about the worst things.

But I'm still a lady.

I hate Mexican Food.
I am the pickiest eater you will EVER experience.
Mainly because I really hate food.

I have terrible old fashioned wishes.
Like.. women should be catering to men.
And not wearings pants.
And being naked a lot.
(Just because I'm fat doesn't mean I don't like the way I look naked.)

You=/=God's gift to women

I think bjs should be an olympic sport.
I would take the gold. Just ask the man who won't be getting anymore now.

I get this question a lot...
What do you look for in a guy
- Good sense of humor
- Open minded
- Highly Sexual
- Compromise-able
- Family Oriented
- A guy who has goals in life
- A guy who won't judge, either
- Someone with bawlz who will stick up for me if needed. If we're getting mugged, don't run like a girl and leave me to be beaten. Or if your mom calls me names (which she won't.. because I am a great girl to bring home ;) ) you will defend me, haha.
- A guy who can adapt to different surroundings
- A guy who can make compromises


My dream guy is Chester Bennington.
Yeah, you aren't him and will never be him.
And that depresses me, ahaha.

I'd just want to meet up and talk for a few hours maybe go to your house and watch a movie. Something like that.

Busch Gardens really earns some brownie points.

In the winter, movies are good. Malls are alright.

I don't care about your money.
I don't care about your car.
I don't care about your house.
I can get my own.. may take me longer, but damnit I want to do it myself.
I hate gold diggers.