Hey there world!!! I'm Steve a chef here in Peterborough. I am divorced with two children who are my world. I'm a bit of a workaholic but what can i say i love my job. i have lived in Ptbo. all my life someday i might leave but i know i will always come back. I enjoy going up to Toronto to go clubing with my friends love to meet new people and dance the night away (yes a guy who likes to dance). My friends would call me a social butterfly I love to talk to new people. I have been divorced for almost 4 years now and well i am getting fed up with all the games you have to play. I'm a simple kind of guy who likes the simple kind of life. my friends seeing that i'm getting frustrated with the whole meeting girls in bars sugested this. So here i am so if your interested in meeting just an ordinary old fashioned guy who is just looking for to share lifes little joys then drop me a line.

if I say too much, it'll ruin the surprise. However, I will tell you that I'm just a pretty normal guy who likes to do "everyday" things. Meaning that we'll need 6 gallons of honey, 3 rubber boots, 1 feather boa, a 10-foot section of garden hose, 1 rubber chicken, 1 box of fireworks, 4.2 lbs of powdered lime-jello mix, 1 boomerang, 1 pair of aviator sunglasses, 1 corned-beef on rye sandwich, and 1 hamster dressed in a miniature Superman costume. Actually, just to be safe ... we'd better make it two rubber chickens.

UPDATE: Given the items on this list, some of you have correctly guessed what it is that I have in mind. Some have even been so kind as to remind me of items that I had forgotten about -- items which, as you will see, I have now added to the list. Others have attempted to guess what the date entails but have been waaaaaaaaaaay off. I mean CUMON ladies ... this is a FIRST date we're talking about. I'm not into doing any kinky or weird stuff until we've known each other for a while.